Marlboro man scrambles towards impossible dream.

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The Marlboro man was seen riding his horse towards Arizona in hopes of trying out for the Arizona Cardinals this week. Word is, he wants to try out for a wide receiver position. When asked if his constant years of smoking might affect his ability to make the team, the Marlboro man responded, "well, maybe they could use another water boy. As long as the player don't mind coming to the bench to get their water."

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[User Name]

First of all for the creativity

But as far as smoking goes, you do realize back in the day a lot of athletes smoked publicly, and endorsed it?

Out of public eye many still do,

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[User Name]

I hate to admit, you lost me...

It's probably my limited intelligence holding me back, but I just can't see the the joke.

[Peppa Jack Supreme]

Yeah, but how far can he throw a steak?

[Skew]

I hate to admit, you lost me...

It's probably my limited intelligence holding me back, but I just can't see the the joke.

No problem. Don't take me seriously most of the time. It's hard for most to know when and when not to.

Most just ignore me. Seems to work for them.

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Yeah, but how far can he throw a steak?

How much would it change your opinion of him?

[stevesmith8917]

How has he made it this far in life without dying?

[User Name]

No problem. Don't take me seriously most of the time. It's hard for most to know when and when not to.

Most just ignore me. Seems to work for them.

That's cool I hate to miss a joke, but some fly way over my head....

[PanthaSan]

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[SteveSmithStinks01]

First of all for the creativity

But as far as smoking goes, you do realize back in the day a lot of athletes smoked publicly, and endorsed it?

Out of public eye many still do,

Athletes SMOKING?!? You have got to be kidding me !

Carey Price of the Habs prefers a few at a time..

[Peppa Jack Supreme]

How much would it change your opinion of him?

Well when Im drafting for fantasy thats my secret player scale. People tend to over look how far someone can throw a steak. Thats why I take Uncle Rico in the 2nd round every year.

[CanadianCat]

Well when Im drafting for fantasy thats my secret player scale. People tend to over look how far someone can throw a steak. Thats why I take Uncle Rico in the 2nd round every year.

want to join my league!?!?!?!?