Tits for Pizza

[Happy Panther]

http://deadspin.com/illinois-pizza-place-offers-free-pizza-if-you-show-your-1289160936

 

Seriously?

[Ja Rhule]

So that's where Biscuit works...

[Darth Biscuit]

I support this initiative.

 

I will make free maps for any woman who shows me her boobs.

[Raskle]

Actually.. it's brilliant. Creepy yes.. but brilliant.

 

 

Shop is on a college campus with horny 20 year old guys who will come down to see women baring breasts. Most likely will hang out a bit and buy some pizza. They'll come back, hoping to see more... repeat business. Win

[Jackofalltrades]

I don't see the problem.

 

Clientel is perfect, college chicks!

[Captroop]

I immediately see a flaw in this program. Consider for a moment the types of girls who are willing to debase themselves to satisfy their late-nite pizza cravings. Do you want to see them topless?

[Darth Biscuit]

I immediately see a flaw in this program. Consider for a moment the types of girls who are willing to debase themselves to satisfy their late-nite pizza cravings. Do you want to see them topless?

 

 

You mean these kind of girls... ?

 

 

 

That often frequent college campus area?

 

 

Uhh... yeah.

[Hawk]

true story...and it's related too...wow

 

 

I was in Houston last year sitting in the lounge at the Sheraton over by the fancy mall there...whatever the hell its called...galleria????

 

two very attractive women walk in and sit beside me at the bar and we started a conversation.  they were dancers at a local gentlemen's club and they were laughing about how they just finished eating pizza up in there room.  Where's the connection you ask....well, hold your damn horses I say....

 

pizza guy was a young guy they said and when they opened the door, he was all flirty and poo...and they brought him inside their room and told him they would both flash him if they could have the pizza for free.

 

I'm going to find these girls and make sure they get a royalty cut on this free pizza thing!!!

 

wait....free....royalty....poo...doesn't work well

[Anybodyhome]

I love Deadspin.

 

Women of all shapes and sizes have been flashing for beads in New Orleans for decades. For pizza? No big deal.

[PhillyB]

true story...and it's related too...wow

 

 

I was in Houston last year sitting in the lounge at the Sheraton over by the fancy mall there...whatever the hell its called...galleria????

 

two very attractive women walk in and sit beside me at the bar and we started a conversation.  they were dancers at a local gentlemen's club and they were laughing about how they just finished eating pizza up in there room.  Where's the connection you ask....well, hold your damn horses I say....

 

pizza guy was a young guy they said and when they opened the door, he was all flirty and poo...and they brought him inside their room and told him they would both flash him if they could have the pizza for free.

 

I'm going to find these girls and make sure they get a royalty cut on this free pizza thing!!!

 

wait....free....royalty....poo...doesn't work well

 

 

who would pay 10+ bucks out of their own pocket to see a quick flash of a pair of silicon balloons? 

[Captroop]

You mean these kind of girls... ?

 

 

 

That often frequent college campus area?

 

 

Uhh... yeah.

 

Keep, the fantasy alive, brother! That girl is eating a spinach salad, not a pizza, and if she wanted a pizza, she'd get a guy to pay for it.

 

The girls who are so desperate for a greasy ass cheap pizza that they'd bare themselves to get it probably look like this.

 

[Darth Biscuit]

You mean they don't all look like that? With the sun behind them and the wind in their hair???

I want to see pizza girls tits too... :)

[Captroop]

Oh, yeah. I forgot who I was talking to.

[Zod]

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