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Why will the Panthers win the Superbowl?

ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Ok, I've had a remarkably terrible day dealing with the impending death of my granddad and could use some cheering up.

So I'm asking, as a community service request, go full homer and tell me why the Panthers will win the Superbowl. No scenario is too ridiculous to believe.

 

And I too hope you can find strength during this time.  Obviously, your Grandfather means much to you and I hope you can find comfort in the words and actions of others including mine.  Never had a GF so count yourself lucky, mine had all passed before I got here. 

 

Hope to live long enuff to be a cool GF to my kid's kids.

 

God bless.

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This is WHY we can win. The last few years of Super Bowl winners regular season record;

 

The 2012 Ravens = 10-6 

2011 Giants = 9-7

2010 Packers = 10-6

2009 Aint's = 13-3

2008 Stillers =12-4

2007 Giants = 10-6

 

Out of the last six years, four of the super bowl winning teams had 10 or fewer regular season wins. My win prediction for the Panthers this year is 10. That's just enough to get into the playoffs, and then, who knows? Why not?

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And I too hope you can find strength during this time.  Obviously, your Grandfather means much to you and I hope you can find comfort in the words and actions of others including mine.  Never had a GF so count yourself lucky, mine had all passed before I got here. 

 

Hope to live long enuff to be a cool GF to my kid's kids.

 

God bless.

 

Allow me to describe my relationship with him so you know what to look forward to when you get to be a granddad.

He's a lifelong Cowboys fan. Never held it against him because he became a fan while being stationed in Texas for the bulk of his military career. But we gave each other hell during the season and he could talk trash like a dumpster diver describing the day's haul. So here he is, on his death bed, he knows it and I know it. When I got a chance to talk to him alone, I spilled my guts. What a hero he is to me. How I've tried to follow his example. What a fantastic job he's done being the head of this family and how no one could ask more of him. And how we would all be ok when he was finally gone. Broke my heart to say it, but him being him he need to hear it. Tears in my eyes, I look at him after I've had my say and tell him "And when you do go, could you ditch the Cowgirls and put in a good word for a Panthers Superbowl win with whoever runs the other side? Just for me?". Was trying to break the air for myself more than anything.

He's been mostly unresponsive since Thursday, and today they put him on morphine. Hasn't been able to talk for years thanks to the Parkinson's.  But I will swear on a stack of Bibles and vintage Playboys that he looked me in the eye when I said that and shook his head no.

Die hard to the end.

Now, with that said, I appreciate the condolences from everyone but this thread is for homer-eroticism.

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Allow me to describe my relationship with him so you know what to look forward to when you get to be a granddad.

He's a lifelong Cowboys fan. Never held it against him because he became a fan while being stationed in Texas for the bulk of his military career. But we gave each other hell during the season and he could talk trash like a dumpster diver describing the day's haul. So here he is, on his death bed, he knows it and I know it. When I got a chance to talk to him alone, I spilled my guts. What a hero he is to me. How I've tried to follow his example. What a fantastic job he's done being the head of this family and how no one could ask more of him. And how we would all be ok when he was finally gone. Broke my heart to say it, but him being him he need to hear it. Tears in my eyes, I look at him after I've had my say and tell him "And when you do go, could you ditch the Cowgirls and put in a good word for a Panthers Superbowl win with whoever runs the other side? Just for me?". Was trying to break the air for myself more than anything.

He's been mostly unresponsive since Thursday, and today they put him on morphine. Hasn't been able to talk for years thanks to the Parkinson's.  But I will swear on a stack of Bibles and vintage Playboys that he looked me in the eye when I said that and shook his head no.

Die hard to the end.

Now, with that said, I appreciate the condolences from everyone but this thread is for homer-eroticism.

 

I spent 5 minutes composing a PM to you, sent it, saw this post after-the-fact and now know that little happens by chance.

 

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2013 is the year of broken mirrors, spilled salt, walking underneath ladders, stepping on a crack, opening an umbrella indoors....anything considered "unlucky".

 

 

#1 item associated with unlucky 13?  Black cats.

 

 

Super Bowl!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That and some stoopid beer mug Zod found under his desk.

 

except you were post #12 in the thread....

 

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Ok, I've had a remarkably terrible day dealing with the impending death of my granddad and could use some cheering up.

So I'm asking, as a community service request, go full homer and tell me why the Panthers will win the Superbowl. No scenario is too ridiculous to believe.

Cam throws for 4,200 yards, has a better passer rating than all the other young "super stars". He throws for 30 TDs and once again rushes for 8. Dwill will top 1,1000 yards with 6 TDs while Tolbert gets the goal line carries and has 42 rushes for 175 yards and 12 TDs. We win because Cam is able to spread the ball around to 4 receivers and this opens up the middle of the offense for Dwill. Luke Beast and Davis make it all 19 games together and are all considered for pro bowl honors. Mikell doesn't show his age and Godfrey begins to learn from a real safety and solidifies our secondary. Norman, like Star, has a huge year and gets the respect he deserves(in his own mind at least) I'm saying 6 int 2 for TDs(lake Norman as other affectionately named it before his uneventful rookie season. Interestingly enough it never made a comeback when he showed this potential all preseason) Star finishes in the running for DROY disrupting offenses in ways people will actually notice(ultimately loses out because of his position.

We are led by none other than the leader of men, Coach Ron Ruvera. A man who commands respect, yet fails to show results, until now. We march into New York(close Super Bowl for a lot of us) to a stadium 60/40 Panthers fans against the Patriots. Tom Brady and Ridley both meet the almighty Star power of stars pinky. This power is unlike anything ever witnessed in the NFL and the lightest touch while being triple teamed results in a 5 yard loss. We win 38-13, Smitty catches the first 2 TDs and Lafell does his best Moose impression( and a repeat of the Bucs game) catches the longest pass in Super Bowl history, from none other than (s)Cam the 2x national champ Super Bowl winning heisman trophy carrying ROPY dominating talent of a lifetime.

Btw, I'm sorry for your loss and feel your pain. Lost someone who shaped who I have become today, it gets better but you never forget to appreciate how they affect you, even after they're passing. Enjoy the story and hopefully Greg Hardy reads this thread and puts in a good word to the team.

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