Hitman: Absolution review...

[KillerKat]

Should be more like Hitman: Absolutely Lame

 

I just started playing this. If you like waiting around a lot with little action, this game is perfect for you.

 

Imma keep playing it for a little while though to see if it gets better.

 

Please no spoilers yet.

[TheRed]

Just how much action were you expecting when the point of the game is to complete missions undetected?

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

It's a stealth game. Were you expecting COD 420 Blaze it noscope?

 

With that said, it's shitty compared to other Hitman games.

[Chimera]

Hitman games definitely aren't for the ADD crowd.

I can go through every Splinter Cell game undetected on the highest difficulty, but Hitman - I usually have to spray my way out of a level. What really gets me is going undetected and making the kill look accidental, then some character pops up out of nowhere to blow your cover right before you reach the extraction point.

[KillerKat]

There are other military based games and strategy based games where u have to be stealthy to get kills, but have more action. However, the whole entire game of Hitman seems to be hiding the whole time. If you dress in your normal clothes, you can get detected. If you dress in the same clothes as the bad guys, you still can be detected. Like wtf is the point of changing clothes if you can still be detected! And how the fug does someone notice you silently strangle someone from behind on the opposite side of a wall?

[TheRed]

Grand Theft Auto 5 will be out in a couple weeks. Turn that frown upside down.

[KillerKat]

The game has gotten better as I go along and I like it a little more. I still get pissed though when I have to keep restarting a level because I make one bad move after waiting for so long.

[Dex]

The game has gotten better as I go along and I like it a little more. I still get pissed though when I have to keep restarting a level because I make one bad move after waiting for so long.

Blood Money > Absolution