When Do You Guys Hit The Can on Sunday? During Offense or Defense?

[Marc Anthony]

I go on the floor, clean it up later.

[GRWatcher]

You guys know it's just a theoretical question to pass time until football starts. I know you all are just crazy smart with the "YOU CAN PAUSE IT ON THE TVS YOU STOOPID!!!", but it's basically just asking which part of the team do you like watching more.

 

 

Wow. Someone figured it out.

 

 

To cryptically answer your cryptically written question, let me repeat myself:

 

I pause the DVR.  How smart is that?

 

I want to watch all 3 sides of the team so I pause the gd DVR. 

 

Think you've got it figured out now?

[Disinfranchised]

Geico and beer ads. If the beer piss hits hard, I pause the DVR. I can always catch up during subsequent beer and geico ads.

[Ivan The Awesome]

Since I watch games on the internet, I take the game wherever I go on my mobile device. Luckily for me and for all men, we do not require to hold our junk while pissing. Making the action of pissing and watching the game in the bathroom, effortless and clean.

 

This would not be possible at the game. I would hold that turd or piss till halftime.

[Mother Grabber]

To cryptically answer your cryptically written question, let me repeat myself:

 

 

I want to watch all 3 sides of the team so I pause the gd DVR. 

 

Think you've got it figured out now?

 

The OP question doesn't really have anything to do with watching the game, per se.  What he's really getting at is something to the effect of:

 

  Even though normally the exciting thing is to watch your team on offense, since that is when they score, has this team turned the tables so much that you'd opt for watching the D over the O?

 

I say yes.  In fact, our special teams has improved dramatically as well, suggesting that of the 3 aspects of the game, the offense may actually be the least exciting for Panthers fans to watch, at this point.

[Brooklyn Bully]

At the game, you go after a score. Wow, you'll miss the point after attempt. By the time the commercials are over and the ball is kicked off, you'll be back. 

[redbuddha]

Couple pounds of this should solve your problems!

[GRWatcher]

The OP question doesn't really have anything to do with watching the game, per se.  What he's really getting at is something to the effect of:

 

  Even though normally the exciting thing is to watch your team on offense, since that is when they score, has this team turned the tables so much that you'd opt for watching the D over the O?

 

I say yes.  In fact, our special teams has improved dramatically as well, suggesting that of the 3 aspects of the game, the offense may actually be the least exciting for Panthers fans to watch, at this point.

 

lol And you're getting it to the point as if he wrote it in a different language.  Don't need to be thinking so deep.  The question was What part of the game would you voluntarily miss to take a piss?

 

My answer stands.  None.

[KendrickPanther]

lol And you're getting it to the point as if he wrote it in a different language.  Don't need to be thinking so deep.  The question was What part of the game would you voluntarily miss to take a piss?

 

My answer stands.  None.

 

No Mother Grabber was correct. The question was what phase of the game do you enjoy watching the most. Everyone that loves the Panthers enough to sign up to a Panthers message board watches the entire game. The point is do you enjoy the defense more this year?

 

You see some people in radio or message boards phrase things in interesting ways to add a little color to a topic. Anyone with half a brain can pick up on it. But that's ok, obviously I overestimated the Huddle. You guys clearly have a very basic reading comprehension level.

[rayzor]

fuging bambi killers

 

not bambi...bambi's mom and dad.

 

bambi is next year. :)

[GRWatcher]

{{sigh}}  Let's not talk about reading comprehension.  It's sorely lacking on your part too.

 

I do not enjoy watching any of the 3 phases of our team any more than the other.  To put it in a positive, easy-to-read sentence:  I enjoy watching all 3 phases of the Panthers and I do not want to miss any of it.  So, I pause the game.  Or, when at BoA stadium, I will go with a cheerleader time out or halftime.  They do have the radio feed in the bathrooms.

 

That's what most here were answering using the same tone you used when asking the question.  If you start with a "bathroom joke" you're going to get bathroom jokes as answers.  You so easily stepped right into it.  What else did you expect? And you think the Huddle needs more color?  lmao!

[DRSundrop]

Adult diaper if I am at the game. I change the used diaper at the half and put it as close to opposing fan base as possible.

 

If  I am at home, I use an elaborate series of mirrors in case I cant hold it until the half.

 

For the sake of the OP, If i had to choose to miss an offensive or defensive series this year, I would miss an offensive series.

[panthernation23]

during the commercials, who the fug goes during the game?

[MasterAwesome]

This is a pretty crappy thread...pun intended.

If you just simply asked "Do you enjoy watching our offense more or our defense?", you would've avoided all these predictable responses. But you're asking for it when you try to be "creative" and phrase it the way you did. Which isn't a big deal, but then when it backfires you get defensive and call people stupid cause they didn't play along with this dumb concept. Classic Huddler...try to show a little humility dude.