Heavy Rain review

[KillerKat]

I'm playing games that I either missed out on or didn't have time to play at the moment.

 

My latest one is Heavy Rain.

 

It was absolutely terrible.

 

It had the worst controls I have ever played with before in any game. No buttons were assigned a certain action. They just threw out random buttons for you to press. I couldn't sit down and relax because I had to spend time vigorously moving the controler up and down to change a fuging diaper. The game made me do useless stuff like that through out the whole storyline.

 

Which btw, the storyline was bland and dragged on way too long. There was hardly any action. I had very little influence on what actually happened in the game. I felt like I was just wasting my time playing this. I was merely just walking like a zombie pressing random buttons at random times. When I thought I was done, oops! There is another button Im supposed to press that popped out of the blue.

 

 Absolutely horrible and one of the worst games I have ever played.

 

The only good part was seeing the woman naked in the shower. Fantastic ass and great boobs btw.

[Joscott]

Jason? Jason! JAY-SON!

I wanted to play this game but ended up watching the Two best Friends play through on YouTube. Glad I skipped it.

[88 Bronco]

My biggest grip was the plot holes. It had potential. 

[KillerKat]

Yea it had lots of potential. However it looked like Sony just gave up right in the middle of developing it.

[Chimera]

Yep this game soured me on Sony games for a while. Sooooo much potential wasted.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

It had really good reviews. I actually bought it a week or two ago, but I'm only played for maybe 3 hours so far.

 

I agree with the controls though, all of the shaking things is just annoying.

[mmmbeans]

hmmm... i liked it.  not as good as people said but still pretty interesting.

 

*shrugs, leaves thread*

[88 Bronco]

Like I said, it was the plot holes I didn't care for.

[RedMage138]

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Wow, just finished it and I am very impressed. I think it's crazy how all of the 52 chapters had many different scenarios that would've altered the rest of the game depending on the decisions you made.

 

Like one scenario would've left Lauren (the private investigator's helper), Madison (Ethan's girl), Norman Jayden (the detective), and Ethan's son dead, while Ethan would've hung himself in jail and Scott Shelby would walk without any consequences at all. You know how frustrating that would've been to have played the entire game and then have that happen?

 

Anyways, it almost makes me wanna explore the decisions and see how it ultimately affects the game, because I'm pretty sure two of the four playable characters could've died before the game was even halfway done.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Also, they're making it into a movie, which will be interesting to see which paths and decisions they decide to take. 

 

My guess is that they would have Ethan get shot by the cops, but the son, Madison, and Jayden all live. 

 

As for the cast, man oh man if I didn't imagine Casey Affleck as Norman Jayden throughout every step of that game. But another great choice could be Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he'd definitely kill the portrayal or Jayden.

 

As for Ethan Mars, Clive Owen would make for a great Ethan in my opinion. Jake Gyllenhaal is another possibility. 

[RelaxImaPro]

I thought it was pretty damn good back when it came out.  I liked Indigo Prophecy better though.  That poo goes like full-on DBZ/Matrix by the end of it.