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If and when I ever get married, my wife is going to have a lot to deal with.


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TCF I live in Atlanta... The odds of that happening are as slim as the Falcons winning more than one Playoff game.

Don't speak curses like that. While it may seem like truth, it's a curse... I think u will be blessed; The Lord works in mysterious ways. It's not only possible but probable. You'll see soon enough

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TCF I live in Atlanta... The odds of that happening are as slim as the Falcons winning more than one Playoff game.

 

 

My gf lives in Atlanta, she's a Falcons fan, and I'll probably be moving there soon. 

 

What I'm trying to say is that your life could be worse. 

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I knew my gf was good poo when she witnessed me destroy my remote when naka gave up that Hail Mary in Atlanta.

I was living in FL at the time... I was screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs and repeatedly throwing my panthers hat at my wall as hard as I could... My 1.5 yr old son started. Crying at the unusual commotion and decibel levels... And well... My wife looked at me and said " how did that happen, the safety should have never let that guy behind him" while I was still angry in the moment... ( She didnt scream at me for being a crazy person or correct me on my profanity in that moment) I knew that I made the right choice in marrying my wife 7 yrs ago.

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You will find a beautiful Christian woman who will share in your passion for the Panthers just as I have! My wife knows more about sports in general than most guys do. You will be blessed my brother.

 

she could be a Buddhist.

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so... i'm not getting laid tonight. she just texted me and said she's not coming over tonight because of my earlier comments... i fuged up and told her i love football more than i love her. and even tho it's true because we've only been together for a month and i've loved football since 95, i should have been smart enough to not say that. oh well. lol

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I was living in FL at the time... I was screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs and repeatedly throwing my panthers hat at my wall as hard as I could... My 1.5 yr old son started. Crying at the unusual commotion and decibel levels... And well... My wife looked at me and said " how did that happen, the safety should have never let that guy behind him" while I was still angry in the moment... ( She didnt scream at me for being a crazy person or correct me on my profanity in that moment) I knew that I made the right choice in marrying my wife 7 yrs ago.

 

the only reason my no-account, nowhere small montana town's sports bar still has a working television is because all of my ire was faced at the crowing jerkoff falcon fan who was verbally orgasming over that very catastrophe.  i have never wanted someone dead more and that includes the bears bar in 05 when we eclipsed them for the 05 seattle massacre.

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so... i'm not getting laid tonight. she just texted me and said she's not coming over tonight because of my earlier comments... i fuged up and told her i love football more than i love her. and even tho it's true because we've only been together for a month and i've loved football since 95, i should have been smart enough to not say that. oh well. lol

 

you are the ambassador of booty.  dickomatic immunity?

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Seriously, a girl in Panthers blue and black might as well be a supermodel to me.

 

True story: I took my wife to the home game against the Saints last year. She begged me to pick out a t-shirt or jersey for her. Got her a nice generic shirt, black with team color accents on the shoulders, says "Carolina Panthers" on it with the logo. Between then and now, there was one day that I bitched to no end about my work day. I mean just everything was going wrong and I let her have it, as it were. She, meanwhile, had the day off. Keep in mind, this is a woman who before she had met me had never watched a game of football except the 2003 Super Bowl.

I came home that day to her is a g-string and the Panthers shirt I picked out. I've bought plenty of lingerie for her to wear, but she picks that to greet me with. I won't go into further detail on what happened here because fug you, that's my wife.

What I'm trying to say is, yes, blue and black is the sexiest thing a woman can wear.

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True story: I took my wife to the home game against the Saints last year. She begged me to pick out a t-shirt or jersey for her. Got her a nice generic shirt, black with team color accents on the shoulders, says "Carolina Panthers" on it with the logo. Between then and now, there was one day that I bitched to no end about my work day. I mean just everything was going wrong and I let her have it, as it were. She, meanwhile, had the day off. Keep in mind, this is a woman who before she had met me had never watched a game of football except the 2003 Super Bowl.

I came home that day to her is a g-string and the Panthers shirt I picked out. I've bought plenty of lingerie for her to wear, but she picks that to greet me with. I won't go into further detail on what happened here because fug you, that's my wife.

What I'm trying to say is, yes, blue and black is the sexiest thing a woman can wear.

you should submit this to literotica.com... best story ever. :) 

like seriously... my heart just exploded.

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