If and when I ever get married, my wife is going to have a lot to deal with.

[Future of the Funchise]

I live and die by Panthers' football. Preseason to Playoffs. fug what you say! EVERY GAME MEANS SOMETHING!  Over the years I've lost a few girlfriends because of my passion for football. They don't understand how I can love a team, that's losing, so much. They don't understand why on Sunday's I don't answer the phone between the hours of 1 and 4, 3 and 7, or 8 and 11. They don't get why I start off every Sunday as excited as a black woman with a new big ass hat on her way to church, but then after a loss I'm quiet as a stripper at the sermon. (I'm black so that last statement wasn't racist) I love the Panthers, and after this win tonight, the anticipation of game one, and the huge erection I get from looking at Ted Ginn's stat line from tonight; my new girlfriend's going to be wondering why I'm fuging the poo out of her so passionately when she gets here in a few minutes.

 

The real bullets start flying next week boys and girls. See you then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. love or hate what I just said. it's still a better post than anything joe person has ever written

 

p.s.s. I'm drunk :)   

[Ruff]

pie for the sig.

[Keep Pounding]

no matter what you do, when you get married or just having a GF, they are never satisfied. They will always complain and nag....

 

I just turn the TV up, that is how I learned to deal with it....

[Guest Spider Monkey]

Basing your life off a meaningless sport is sad.

[SauceBoss]

NOPE.

[PhillyB]

solution: marry a panthers fan

[Future of the Funchise]

NOPE.

hey look i get pie too :)

[Future of the Funchise]

Basing your life off a meaningless sport is sad.

one man's meaning is another man's tabloid

[TCF2]

You will find a beautiful Christian woman who will share in your passion for the Panthers just as I have! My wife knows more about sports in general than most guys do. You will be blessed my brother.

[SgtJoo]

I'm here for the free pie?

[Future of the Funchise]

I'm here for the free pie?

hey man... fug you. 

 

 

 

here's your pie :)

[Future of the Funchise]

You will find a beautiful Christian woman who will share in your passion for the Panthers just as I have! My wife knows more about sports in general than most guys do. You will be blessed my brother.

TCF I live in Atlanta... The odds of that happening are as slim as the Falcons winning more than one Playoff game.

[2jakefansinva]

hit that thang once for me son...............

[KendrickPanther]

Seriously, a girl in Panthers blue and black might as well be a supermodel to me.