Thursday Next Question Thread

[Kurb]

If you were stuck on an island and could take one person with you who would it be?

Real or Fantasy?

 

Real? Bear Gyllis as he could keep me alive.

 

Fantasy? Mystique as she is a FREEAAAKK and I could bang an woman she has ever seen.

 

We are in the Superbowl, 4th and goal on the 2 yard line. 2 seconds left in the game.

What is the playcall

Cam roll out to the long side of the filed, Olsen, Smitty, Tolbert as 3 routes, option to pass it or run it in himself.

 

the questions are too plain. lets get personal.

 

Kurb,

whats your most embarrassing event while you were a child? 

I was roughly 18 or 19 and had just lost my virginity. Oddly enough the first 2 or so times I hooked up with my G/F I could not for the life of me bust a nut. She had come over to my house and my folks were outside working on farm stuff, I saw my chance and drug her little ass into my bedroom and started fugin. I was inexperienced, but I was putting a hurting on dat poon, she was moaning as inexperienced girls are known to do and we really just fuged like rabbits.  

 

My room was situated at the end of the house and connected to the room with the TV, if you looked out of my room while laying on my bed you could see the side of the TV.

 

Im going to town here, headboard banging against the wall, ya know. Not a care in the world, with the door to my room open.

 

Just as I'm about to pewpew I hear the TV turn on and the volume go really loud.

 

 

I didn't notice in my banging bliss that my Dad had returned and finished his work and had come home for lunch, he had heard us, and instead of interrupting he just walked to the TV and turned it on loud enough to let us know we were no longer alone. 

 

The only exit to the house was walking by him.

 

She freaked, I started laughing. As I walked out he gave me a half smile half eye roll.

 

Embarrassing but fuging funny looking back.

 

 

 

 

 

Next Question

[PantherBrew]

Now or 1974? Please clarify for Kurb.

 

74.....

[Kurb]

<---Look at my pic, any chance I get laid this century?

Sure, everyone needs lovin.

 

If Jennifer Lawrence suddenly gained 90 lbs...would you bang?

This is hard. It would depend on many factors.

1) Would she want it more and use it as a reason to get fit again.

2) How is the weight distributed

3) How much personal gain outside of banging JL would I get?.

[Dash boulder]

I'm new to the huddle.  

 

Is it better to be a master debater

or

a cunning linguist?

[Dash boulder]

When watching the last preseason game, what's the best approach

 

poo happens

or

fecal matters?

[Kurb]

74.....

Likely Meg Ryan, just so I could tell Randy Quaid  "HAHA I fuged your Ex"

 

But damn, Jack was beautiful back then....

[Kurb]

I'm new to the huddle.  

 

Is it better to be a master debater

or

a cunning linguist?

You can get a long way on sounding smart, so B

 

 

When watching the last preseason game, what's the best approach

 

poo happens

or

fecal matters?

 

Its just preseason, poo happens, doesn't matter till it matters.

[KendrickPanther]

Real or Fantasy?

 

Real? Bear Gyllis as he could keep me alive.

 

Fantasy? Mystique as she is a FREEAAAKK and I could bang an woman she has ever seen.

 

 

 

 

Interesting, I would take Jeff Otah as a food source. Or maybe Drew Brees to keep him off the field.

[PantherBrew]

If you had to recast the entire group of actresses for an remake of Star Wars episode 4,5,6, who would play those main characters (Han, Obi, Luke, Leia, Darth, Lando, you know..the main ones) and you have to use all new actors. .... Go. 

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Assuming that the theory of "everytime a bell rings an angel gets it's wings" is correct, is that based on individual rings a bell makes or instances of a bell ringing start to finish?

Also, is it better to bang one 10, two 5's at once, or five 2's at once?

[Kurb]

If you had to recast the entire group of actresses for an remake of Star Wars episode 4,5,6, who would play those main characters (Han, Obi, Luke, Leia, Darth, Lando, you know..the main ones) and you have to use all new actors. .... Go. 

 

Han:

 

Obi Wan:

 

Leia:

 

Luke:

 

Vadar:

Voiced over by James Earl Jones, GTFO

 

Lando:

 

Younger more action packed 4,5,6

 

Scrum might hunt me down and murder me now.

 

 

Next Question

[Kurb]

Assuming that the theory of "everytime a bell rings an angel gets it's wings" is correct, is that based on individual rings a bell makes or instances of a bell ringing start to finish?

Also, is it better to bang one 10, two 5's at once, or five 2's at once?

1) Yes

 

 

2) B, 5's go up to 7's with a good buzz, 2's only go 2 4's  Also I don't like to be overly busy.

[PantherBrew]

Morgan freeman with a light saber?  

 

Thats something I could get behind. 

 

Plus how sweet would it be to hear Morgan Freemans voice after dying giving Luke advice?

[Kurb]

Morgan freeman with a light saber?

Thats something I could get behind.

Plus how sweet would it be to hear Morgan Freemans voice after dying giving Luke advice?

Very sweet, Next Question