Hot Sauce

[88 Bronco]

I have a friend that buys me hot sauces whenever he goes on vacation. He seeks out one that will ensure gastric distress and rectal bleeding. His latest purchase was called Satan's Blood. The biggest complaint I have about this one is that is is crazy think, which makes adding a drop or two difficult. I put way to much in a bowl of chili which lead to physical pain later. My 16 year old daughter likes to try these pain inducing hot sauces my "friend" gives me. I warned her to not mess with this one as a little results in fiery shits. She had a friend spending the night when I warned her about this one. While I was working that night, the following conversation occurs via texts

Dumb ass daughter: Omg we tried your hot sauce

Dumb ass daughter: It burns

Dumb ass daughter Im gonna cut off my tounge

Me: Lmao, which hot sauce

Dumb ass daughter: Satan's blood

Me: Straight?

Dumb ass daughter: Yes

Me: fuging dumb asses. lol

Dumb ass daughter:It got on my finger cuz we wanted to smell it to see how hot it was so we decided to try it. and you know what stfu

Me: Lmao

Dumb ass daughter: I'm gonna puke

Me: Does it burn in your stomach?

Dumb ass daughter: it burns everywhere

Me: Antacid and wash your hands.

Dumb ass daughter ok thank you

(After about ten minutes)

Me: Better

Dumb ass daughter: ish

Me: next time use a chip and tomorrow is going to suck...

Dumb ass daughter: ugh

 

When I saw her the next day, she told me that she did not wash her hands thoroughly. She got the stuff in her eyes when she went to remover her contacts.

[Ja Rhule]

Back in the motherland we would take hot pepper oil and sprinkle it on toilet paper roll in school restroom. Who ever was first to wipe always regret it.

[88 Bronco]

It gets better. I'm at work right now. My wife sent me a text telling me she moved the bottle and now the side of her face hurts.

[Doyle]

I thought this was going to be about the poster Hotsauce.  Is he still around or just another name change I haven't figured out?

[Panthro]

I think he is boner champ now...

 

and I love Datil Pepper hotsauce. sweet spicy and goooooood

 

http://datilsensation.com/products.shtml

 

 

I can vouch for Tears and Autumn Gold Hot.

 

I like heat but I like good flavor too

[88 Bronco]

Blair's after death sauce was good.

[Doyle]

I think he is boner champ now...

 

and I love Datil Pepper hotsauce. sweet spicy and goooooood

 

http://datilsensation.com/products.shtml

 

 

I can vouch for Tears and Autumn Gold Hot.

 

I like heat but I like good flavor too

 

Oh yeah.  I forgot about boner champ.  What a name...

[davos]

Lemme go find "The Hotsauce Thread" and bring that back to el fronto pago

[Hotsauce]

I make my own Hotsauce

[88 Bronco]

I make my own Hotsauce

 

I've done that before. Blanching peppers sucks.

[Creep59]

I make my own Hotsauce

 

 

Me too - I think I asked on here for recipes last year - made up my own recipe from cayenne peppers last year - turned out great - this year I made it out of serranno peppers - not as hot as cayenne but its got a great taste.  Im not into the idea that it has to be hurt you hot to be good. 

[Creep59]

I've done that before. Blanching peppers sucks.

 

 

I dont blanch mine- I use whole peppers and puree them up in my old vitamixer- totally turns everything to liquid - then I cook it down and add my spices and vinegar.

[Creep59]

I've done that before. Blanching peppers sucks.

 

 

double post.

[88 Bronco]

I tried that, but blanching seems to give it a better flavor. However, it makes the house smell awful