Goodells's secret relocation plans?

[GolfRasta]

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/8/7/4592730/nfl-relocation-london-la-rams-jaguars-raiders

 

You probably suspect that the NFL has private files describing several possible relocation scenarios -- teams in London, Los Angeles, Toronto and so on. That's just the tip of a very dark, detailed iceberg, as we've recently discovered. Below, for the first time anywhere, is Roger Goodell's working plan to relocate every single team off North America.

YET TO BE PLACED

Carolina Panthers -> ?. We have yet to find a country willing to take in Jimmy Clausen.

Cleveland Browns -> North Korea. The regime's history of media fabrications means we are the closest we will ever be to a "BROWNS WIN SUPER BOWL" headline.

 

[The Huddler]

This must be a joke, but we should expand the league, not re locate

[GolfRasta]

Yeah it's bullshit... I just thought it was funny and worth sharing

[Jangler]

I guess we better keep *gulp* Clausen...

 

 

poo, watch out, I'm gonna be sick...move!!!!

[jbland]

This must be a joke, but we should expand the league, not re locate

 

 

Are you guys serious? Of course its a joke. It was actually pretty funny esp what they said about Jimmy Clausen. 

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

This must be a joke, but we should expand the league, not re locate

I think the world is seperated by those who can determine dry humor in print and those who just cannot.

No dark sarcasm in the clasroom...

[CPcavedweller]

We can't expand past thirty two. There's enough parity and the lack of talent on some 3rd string teams shows that the talent gap would just widen. I like the 32 set up and it stays competitive year after year. The NFC West went from suck to the best defensive league in 3 seasons. Parity my friends

[Guest FredLane4Ever]

I think they're are a few backups that would appreciate two more teams.

[Doyle]

Really? :(

[Brooklyn Bully]

This must be a joke, but we should expand the league, not re locate

 

 

Yeah it's bullshit... I just thought it was funny and worth sharing

 

Oh holy hell.

[The Huddler]

Lol lets just chain me up and throw tomatoes at me! Should have read most of the OPs post before i posted. Lesson learned.

[The Huddler]

But hey, if i made you guys feel better about yourselves today, it was worth it ;)

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

But hey, if i made you guys feel better about yourselves today, it was worth it ;)

Actually it makes me quite sad and maybe I will defend and support Jimmy Clausen more since he has been "classy" as an inactive third QB.

I just have higher expectations for a guy named THE HUDDLER

[Argus Plexus]

Neat, any real news coming out anywhere?