Want to cheer up your day?

[SauceBoss]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-atlanta-falcons-1000311373

 

 

I'm sorry but I love these things. Can't wait for the AINT's

[JawnyBlaze]

yea, I think my favorite part of that one was calling Arthur Blank a 1930's villain look-alike.

[Growl]

Pretty sure this guy isn't supposed to be starting threads.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Where's the 5000 page rant thread on the Deadspin Panthers version?

[JawnyBlaze]

There's a thread of a few pages talking about how funny and well-informed the Panthers version is...

[SauceBoss]

Pretty sure this guy isn't supposed to be starting threads.

 

That's cool. I could make threads about signing Aaron Hernandez and how my day went. This is relevant to the team and funny. 

[PhillyB]

Why your team sucks: Falling behind 17-0 against this team means you have them exactly where you want them. Between Smith's glaring clock management errors, the listless crowd at the Georgia Dome (some of whom STILL haven't gotten over Mike Vick being cut), and a horrific pass defense (which lost its best pass rusher and two best corners in the offseason!), this is a team custom-made for blowing big leads in important games.

 

 

 

yup

[XClown1986]

yea, I think my favorite part of that one was calling Arthur Blank a 1930's villain look-alike.

  

[RelaxImaPro]

yea, I think my favorite part of that one was calling Arthur Blank a 1930's villain look-alike.

 

[tiger7_88]

I loved this part because it's so damn true:

 

 

 

Corey:

 

I've been a lifelong Falcons fan and I feel I can give you multiple reasons why the Falcons suck:

 

1. The Falcons are at best the 6th most popular football team in the Atlanta area. The exact order is 1. UGA. 2. Local HS team 3. Auburn 4. Alabama 5. Ga. Southern 6. Falcons. The reason our slogan is "Rise up" is because everyone in Atlanta is too hung over from the previous two days of rooting for their favorite teams to actually notice the Falcons exist without the Samuel L. Jackson screaming, "Rise Up" in their face on a Sunday morning.

 

 

 

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