Why Our Team Sucks - Deadspin Article

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

To provide a bit of a laugh in between camp sessions...

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-carolina-panthers-987865072

 

This has to be the funniest piece of classic American literature I have ever read.

 

The best part is probably the comments of readers weighing in on our team, which includes these gems...

 

We have a goddamn Na'vi as our 3rd string QB/ostrich.

 

 

Finally the team has a good quarterback and the state of NC hates him because "he celebrates too much", code for "too black"

 

There are two players considered to be the "Greatest Panthers." One is a linebacker who played most of his career in New Orleans, the other is a goddamn kicker who f*cked up a kickoff in the Super Bowl.

 

Hats off to the beauty of satire!!

[Dex]

I'm really glad this thread exists

[jtnc]

"Code for too black" is so fuging true.

[TheRumGone]

I chuckled a bit

[Gabeking]

Lmao I love deadspin

[CarolinaCoolin]

I didn't find any of it funny cause there are asshats in the media who actually believe everything in this article

[YoungPanthers89]

Before people get their panties in a wad, they do this for every team.

[jtnc]

I didn't find any of it funny cause there are asshats in the media who actually believe everything in this article

It's satire. They do it for every team, every year.

[Lumps]

"Code for too black" is so fuging true.

 

not really

 

but a quick search of your posts and we know to you everything is code for that

[jtnc]

not really

but a quick search of your posts and we know to you everything is code for that

Please post proof. Oh yeah, that's right, you can't.

But the truth hurts, so I can understand why you're upset.

[Gabeking]

I didn't find any of it funny cause there are asshats in the media who actually believe everything in this article

#Relax

[jtnc]

So many feels being felt in this thread.

[TheRed]

Please post proof. Oh yeah, that's right, you can't.

But the truth hurts, so I can understand why you're upset.

 

He bashes Cam every chance he gets.

[RoaringRiot]

Holy crap that was funny....and accurate.