O-fficial Greatest Uniform Thread (Round 5)

[Leeroy Jenkins PhD]

I'd rather win actual games than a silly internet bragging rights uniform "tournament" where the winner has more robots voting for them than actual people. But hey, do what you gotta do, while you're at it, I'd like my sandwich with mayo and a lil bit of pesto please.

 

I would like to win everything.  Every game, every down, every inch.  But, do the the fact that I personally cannot gain victory on the field, what I can do is gain victory in a voting contest.

 

What have you won lately for the Panthers?

[L-TownCat]

#1 Douche on the forum!!!! woot woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watch a lot of america's top model and the fashion network. I win.

[teeray]

I'd rather win actual games than a silly internet bragging rights uniform "tournament" where the winner has more robots voting for them than actual people. But hey, do what you gotta do, while you're at it, I'd like my sandwich with mayo and a lil bit of pesto please.

You can do both Dickslayer... err Kingslayer.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

i feel a stabbing pain in my head every time i read a post where some genius posits that "he'd rather win games than (whatever topic is being discussed)"

 

unless you're a carolina panther yourself then the fact that you'd "rather win games" than xyz amounts to a heap of poo

[teeray]

I'd rather win actual games than a silly internet bragging rights uniform "tournament" where the winner has more robots voting for them than actual people. But hey, do what you gotta do, while you're at it, I'd like my sandwich with mayo and a lil bit of pesto please.

Guys! Guys. Can I have your attention please. In light of Kingslayer's insightful contribution he has brought some new information that we may not have previously known. By participating in a fun off season endeavor we have unknowingly revealed a lack of masculinity that does not meet his threshold of what is manly and/or cool.

In light of his insightful information I regretfully ask you to no longer participate in order to prevent the cool kid from relegating us to getting his ironically effeminate pesto and mayo sandwiches while being apparently downgraded to women in his mind.

Although we have accomplished some good things, the thought of being thought of in a negative manner by a single poster whose handle is equally homoerotic and in honor of a fictional character that participates in incest, is a cross too heavy to bear.

[Hugor Hill]

Don't be a jerk. :devil:

 

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

There always has to be a downer to ruin the party. Go back to your moms basement and listen to death metal hoss.

 

Hey hey hey now, don't bring death metal into this.

[La Pantera]

#1 Uniform in the world!!!! woot woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you watch a lot of america's top model and the fashion network.

If you don't care about it then why the fu(k are you in this thread??? Click the close button and kick fukin rocks,bitchboy. No one cares about your whinning...

[Hugor Hill]

what job was that you lil moron. :growl:

[fieryprophet]

:thumbsu: :lolu: funny how posters turn on one another when one doesn't agree with the other's opinion. I guess winning a beauty contest where people set up bots to vote is awesome!!

It matters to the team and the fans. Where's the harm in trying to do something that helps gives our favorite team a little media attention?

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

It matters to the team and the fans. Where's the harm in trying to do something that helps gives our favorite team a little media attention?

 

NO! YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING! EVER! IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS AND SLOW SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY OPTION! FEED YOURSELF FEET FIRST TO A PENCIL SHARPENER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT A USELESS EXISTENCE YOU'VE HAD!

(yay, A Song of Ice and Fire!)

YOU ARE ALL WASTE!

Edit: AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL AND THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT!!

[L-TownCat]

my job is done! vote away! thanks for participating guys!

Translation:

I feel that I have rustled some jimmies and the timer just went off alerting me that my pepperoni hot pockets are at premium temperature. Good day!

[Hugor Hill]

Translation:

I feel that I have rustled some jimmies and the timer just went off alerting me that my pepperoni hot pockets are at premium temperature. Good day!

 

Wish i had zaxbys today.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Zaxby's + Hot Pockets?

Your tapeworm is in heaven.