Has anyone ever opened the bathroom stall door on you while you were in there?

[MadHatter]

I shoulder smashed him because that turd burglar left the door open after he barged in on me. If he'd closed the door back, said sorry, I'd forgive the accident. All he did was say "oops" and bounced. Left the door swinging wide open. Who's the dick?

Dude definitely should have immediately closed the door and apologized.....that is a given and is common courtesy.

However, if you knew the lock was broken you should have known there was a good chance someone would pull the door open. Should have given the cough warning or kept your hand pushed against the door while you did your business....I have done this before in a stall with a busted lock.

[Chimera]

In the military, you walk in and get walked in on all the time. Sometimes Id just sit there and wait for someone to open the door so I could ask them to get some TP from another porta potty.

[PhillyB]

In the military, you walk in and get walked in on all the time. Sometimes Id just sit there and wait for someone to open the door so I could ask them to get some TP from another porta potty.

 

when i was in OCS one of the DIs got up at 3am and sneaked past the fire watch into the other company's bay and sat down in the bathroom and sat on the head. he was black, and the only other black guy in the company was on fire watch that night, and the other guy walked in, saw his skin from underneath the stall, flipped the fug out because his buddy was shitting on fire watch, and busted into the open-faced stall to chew his ass out, and came face to face with his staff sergeant

 

ss yelled "you got a problem with me taking a poo candidate?!" and the kid nearly poo himself

 

it was hilarious

[pantherclaw]

If a door is shut, ya knock.

It's pretty fuging simple. Idiots will come up with any excuse for not having any manners at all.

[Proudiddy]

Ahh, fart and poop stories always hit me right in the funnies.

Several things here...

I NEVER use public stalls, or any stalls outside my home for that matter, unless I'm on vacation, then I thoroughly clean the hotel toilet and use that.

The last few times I was forced by my gastrointestinal system to use public stalls, I got the lovely public toilet water splashback on the gooch and balls area, which reminded me why I never use them. I wanted to bathe in Clorox.

When I was forced into using them, I always used the faux cough/sniffle strategy to ward off possible intruders.

Perhaps why I don't use them is because me and a friend back in the 3rd grade thought it was hilarious to tell teachers we needed to use the bathroom and then find ones that were occupied and kick the door in on them. Not enough to hurt them, but just enough to open the door and for them to get up with their non-holding hand to try to push it back. Ahhh, what a hoot!

I have another friend that reminds me of SCP with his pooping exploits, and one time when he was working as a vendor, he stopped and used the bathroom at Walmart. Well, he was mid-poo when a group of kids walk in and continuously laugh over by the sinks. He has no idea what's going on, UNTIL THEY HIT HIM WITH A BARRAGE OF WET TOILET PAPER WADS as he is helplessly incapacitated by his ongoing poop.

Hilarious.

As for you hep, you were justified. Even if it was an accident, the guy should've shut the door back, and even if he didn't, he should've gone out of his way to apologize to you after.

[Chimera]

I don't do the cough or sniffle. I let them hear an explosion.

[Bob NC]

I only play home games.

[frash.exe]

I really don't see what the big deal is if someone accidentally walks in on you who's the same sex unless they keep doing it or you have a little dick

[Cary Kollins]

I once pooped at Reynolds coliseum in a stall WITH NO DOOR. A gentleman wondered around the corner, we made eye contact and I kind of gave a shoulder shrug as of to say "I don't like this anymore than you."

He quickly scampered off.