Has anyone ever opened the bathroom stall door on you while you were in there?

[bLACKpANTHER]

i understand the "got-to-go-NOW" public use

 

but on a daily basis - no no no.. i have to enjoy a stress free poo in my home bathroom

[jtnc]

I never take dumps in public bathrooms.

[g5jamz]

Ask site management to put a new lock on the door.  If they don't, bring your cordless drill and put one in yourself. 

[Bronn]

I dropped a deuce the other day at my wife's OB/preggers check office...

When I did this, I learned that men's restrooms in OB/preggers check offices are likely the cleanest public restrooms on the planet.

[Bronn]

Also, you should have immediately taken a Fat Albert tone and said "Hey Hey Hey" when he opened the door...

[pantherclaw]

Would not have had an issue if you had locked the door.

His fault because he did not knock, look under the stall, etc......or, your fault because you did not lock the door.

I am sure it was an awkward situation, but he is not to blame.

flimsy locks that often don't work is an excuse for no manners? FU

[stirs]

Were you actually taking a dump in the pstall?

sorry

[frash.exe]

You should have scooped some out of the bowl and thrown it in his face

[SCP]

I never take dumps in public bathrooms.

I don't smoke, therefore I take poop breaks. I'm in ours a few times a day at work when I'm in town. That's my huddle posting time and it is a good mental reset.

I travel a ton for my job, I have pooped in more public restrooms than I can recall. I might write a travel poop book someday.

[Jangler]

Who doesn't look for feed under the stall?  

 

 

I try not to eat in a public bathroom.

[Zaximus]

Haha epic typo fail.

 

I've been at this job for almost 3 months and I've done #2 zero times here, so far.

[PhillyB]

if it was a legitimate accident you're a dick for shoulder smashing him

[hepcat]

if it was a legitimate accident you're a dick for shoulder smashing him

 

I shoulder smashed him because that turd burglar left the door open after he barged in on me. If he'd closed the door back, said sorry, I'd forgive the accident.  All he did was say "oops" and bounced.  Left the door swinging wide open.  Who's the dick?

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I was at a friends house and I had just pooed all in my pants and I had to rush to their bathroom and I guess I was in such a panic from poo running down my legs that I guess I forgot to lock the bathroom door and 2 hot girls walked in on me. I was sitting on the toilet with my pants and undies off, poo all over my legs and bathroom, my weiner was all shriveled up and I was taking toilet paper and wiping poo off my legs and putting it in the toilet. They just stood there and stared at me for what seemed like forever. Worst moment of my life. Then I overflowed the toilet and flooded their bathroom. Their dad was pisssed. Ughh I wish some memories could go away