Someone just tried to run me over

[Doc Holiday]

No offense Doc but when in the bloody fuging hell did landscapers decide it was ok to blow debris on your car with a high powered blower from 5 feet or less?

fuging up my paint job because you want to hurry up and blow the last leaf away. that's bullshit.

first off whenever someone starts off with "no offense" as if its going to make the following statement ok even though you know it's an asshole statement. Annoys the crap out of me, if your going to be an ass be an ass don't try and pretend otherwise for your own personal thoughts of trying to be polite.

So, no offense Z, but fug off!

With that said with the bigger companies especially during the summer we work a very tight schedule, I have a time I have to stop by regardless of what is done so you have to work fast, this summer has been terrible because of the rain for various reasons.

We have a set rules of engagement for when and where we are allowed to do xyz and much of that revolves around cars, I had to reschedule an entire day because of that about 2 month ago.

[TheAmericanDream]

People are assholes, pretty much sums it up.

So true.

[Floppin]

People at McDonalds are fuging assholes anyhow. I almost got into a fight over some dickhead cutting in front of me in the drive through line once. His wife had to pull him back into his car before I smashed his fat face against the pavement. 

[Zcustom]

first off whenever someone starts off with "no offense" as if its going to make the following statement ok even though you know it's an asshole statement. Annoys the crap out of me, if your going to be an ass be an ass don't try and pretend otherwise for your own personal thoughts of trying to be polite.

So, no offense Z, but fug off!

With that said with the bigger companies especially during the summer we work a very tight schedule, I have a time I have to stop by regardless of what is done so you have to work fast, this summer has been terrible because of the rain for various reasons.

We have a set rules of engagement for when and where we are allowed to do xyz and much of that revolves around cars, I had to reschedule an entire day because of that about 2 month ago.

 

just don't blow fuging debris on my car with your leaf blower and we're good

 

and fug you too, you sexay bitch!

[pantherclaw]

Most people only think of themselves. Especially behind the wheel of their assult vehicles.

[SOJA]

Ok, I know I've mentioned before that I'm currently a foreman working for a commercial landscape maintenance company(might have the new job next week :-)).

Well one of our bigger contracts is that we do all the McDonald's in the region, and one of these such McDonald's was my second stop this morning, we had already finished all the work and were just blowing the property off, when I was blowing off a small strip between the order kiosk and the payment window during a break in vehicles which normally takes all about 5 seconds and I'm not exaggerating, I'm there about 2 seconds and the lady that was next in line pulls up on me and nearly hits me I jump out of the way and if I haven't she probably would have, I look to see why she was trying to pull forward like that and there was no where for her to go because someone else was still paying, I signal her that I just need one second to finish and as soon as I look down she near about runs me over!

I don't know wtf is wrong with people I seriously lost a little faith in the human race today

/Rant

 

 

my dad's a big runner and has almost been run over multiple times. people are IDIOTS, when they get behind the wheel of a car they become INSANE

[Jangler]

I chow down on a breakfast burrito every once in awhile. Everything else McD's makes me poo water 30 seconds after ingesting it.

 

I call waterery BS, everything seems to do this to you. Don't single out McDonalds.

[Scrumtrilescent]

If she was driving a forest green Cadillac and was about 80, she might be the same woman that hit me twice while I was running back in undergrad.  That was a bit ago, so she may be pushing 90+ now.

[Anybodyhome]

All of that for a Royale w/cheese (opting for the Euro/Pulp Fiction version)....

 

That sucks, man. I might have had to jump out of the way and land the blower motor pretty hard on the hood of her car while trying to regain my balance before hitting pavement....

[Herbert The Love Bug]

You should have weed eatered* her front quarter panel.

* or is it "weed ate" or "weed eated"?

I chow down on a breakfast burrito every once in awhile. Everything else McD's makes me poo water 30 seconds after ingesting it.

 

Truer words have never been spoken

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I call waterery BS, everything seems to do this to you. Don't single out McDonalds.

 

it does it to me as well

[bleys]

I was hoping for a more dramatic ending to this story..........

[pstall]

Me and a coworker were walking around our business park. It is not in a great part of town...near 49/woodlawn....anyways we were walking, him in the grass and me along side the curb when a car coming towards us, speeds up, and swerves into the curb to make me jump out of the street. (there was plenty of room)

 

 

i was trying to get your attention

[Panthro]

I liked your rims