I can't Quit Pooping

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I am having problems today. I have sat on the toilet all day pooping. It's thick clumpy poops and it fills the toilet up so fast that I have to flush the toilet mid poo so my poo doesn't touch my butt cheeks. My poo is several different colors and I feel like the devil is residing in my belly areas. Is there something wrong with me or is it normal? I'm afraid.

[Chimera]

Pics or GTFO

[LifeisaGarden]

My 12 yr old daughter told me "you might have one of those 24 hr viruses that lasts for 3 weeks". I think that's what you have. 

[Doc Holiday]

Don't worry, it will pass eventually

[Zcustom]

A good ole fashioned poop thread, it's been too long.

 

Oh, and I call bullshit.  If somehow this were true I'd be making an appt at the gastro doc

[88 Bronco]

NSFW language

 

 

[g5jamz]

Have you partaked of anything fat free lately?  Possibly containing Olean?

[Jangler]

good...he died.

[88 Bronco]

good...he died.

 

[Cary Kollins]

Your body is cleansing itself. Embrace it.

[Hawk]

great diet to be on!

[88 Bronco]

What a pink sock causing diet?

[SCP]

I am having problems today. I have sat on the toilet all day pooping. It's thick clumpy poops and it fills the toilet up so fast that I have to flush the toilet mid poo so my poo doesn't touch my butt cheeks. My poo is several different colors and I feel like the devil is residing in my belly areas. Is there something wrong with me or is it normal? I'm afraid.

Sounds like a normal day in my book. Enjoy.