Cam Newton: Why Can't He Win?

[nationofdomination]

jesus christ have you ever heard of a paragraph

 

e: are you that idiot that was posting under the name coltboy last season

never heard of him spaceboy, u and that other geek dont know anything about football, but yall sure are good proof readers, keep up the good work. you should give us a rundown of your football history, i bet that would be what you geeks call a short story.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

never heard of him spaceboy, u and that other geek dont know anything about football, but yall sure are good proof readers, keep up the good work. you should give us a rundown of your football history, i bet that would be what you geeks call a short story.

 

oh wow, so you watched the colts with paw paw in your trailer home during the unitas era?

 

that's some amazing poo

[MasterAwesome]

The self-proclaimed "genious" is very sensitive about his spelling...sorry sir, I will drop it.

[nationofdomination]

jesus christ have you ever heard of a paragraph

 

e: are you that idiot that was posting under the name coltboy last season

never heard of him, but i bet he was a great man!  

[nationofdomination]

oh wow, so you watched the colts with paw paw in your trailer home during the unitas era?

 

that's some amazing poo

it really was amazing, great times watchin all those great hall of famers that i doubt uve even heard of, since they didnt play for the panthers in the last couple years.

 

look, i started a new paragraph! i bet you and your little blowbuddy "master" really liked that didnt you?

 

im still waiting on that short story about your football fan history. stop with your little queerbait, childlike insults for a second, and tell us all about it. it wont take long.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

my grandfather actually had something of a relationship with unitas and my family has autographs and memorabilia of his for the record.

 

i personally don't think that anybody's "football fan history" means anything.  the fact that you've apparently been watching the nfl for seven hundred years hasn't made you any less of a dumbass.

 

e: he also did some promo work with joe namath when he worked for eckerd drug in the 60s and 70s

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

also, like most of cam's most ardent critics, you don't actually talk a lot about football in the sense of what happens on the field.  that would involve talking about him as a physical monster with a cannon arm who can hit any throw in the route tree and hits 15 yard out routes with his eyes closed.

 

so you tend to fixate on his headgear choices on the sidelines and how you think his teammates view him based on what skip bayless says.  you spend more time bullshitting around about nothing than cam's fans do.

[MasterAwesome]

Lol at "comparing NFL history"...congratulations man you're like three times my age despite the way you act. You act like we're the ones who have only been watching football the past couple years and yet you're the one coming in here with all your "NFL history"...but ironically, all I ever hear you talk about is Andrew Luck and Coach "Pegano". If I didn't just find out you're about 75 years old, I would've thought you just started watching football this year. I guess I struck a nerve...quit being so defensive about proving your "fanhood", you're just coming off as desperate.

[nationofdomination]

my grandfather actually had something of a relationship with unitas and my family has autographs and memorabilia of his for the record.

 

i personally don't think that anybody's "football fan history" means anything.  the fact that you've apparently been watching the nfl for seven hundred years hasn't made you any less of a dumbass.

 

e: he also did some promo work with joe namath when he worked for eckerd drug in the 60s and 70s

YOUR football fan history, still waiting, come on, dont wanna hear about yer grandpappy getting an autograph.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

YOUR football fan history, still waiting, come on, dont wanna hear about yer grandpappy getting an autograph.

 

here's my football fan history: i've been a panthers fan since we got the franchise and it's laughable that you think that i need to kowtow to you or any other dumbshit because you happen to be a fan of an older team.

 

it makes sense that the only thing you want to talk about is the past.  you've demonstrated that you don't know poo about the topic at hand (cam, the panthers) so you're trying to score points by talking about eating squirrel stew and watching them there colts on the only channel you got on the TV box as if it validates your litany of terrible opinions.

 

maybe the reason you love luck so much is because you're stuck in the 60s when completing less than 55% of your passes and compiling a 76 QB rating would have been a good thing.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

really though, this is getting out of hand.  let's talk football guys!

 

colts quarterbacks with a higher single season completion percentage than andrew luck:

 

1.  curtis painter

[nationofdomination]

Lol at "comparing NFL history"...congratulations man you're like three times my age despite the way you act. You act like we're the ones who have only been watching football the past couple years and yet you're the one coming in here with all your "NFL history"...but ironically, all I ever hear you talk about is Andrew Luck and Coach "Pegano". If I didn't just find out you're about 75 years old, I would've thought you just started watching football this year. I guess I struck a nerve...quit being so defensive about proving your "fanhood", you're just coming off as desperate.

the long post i wrote was in response to one of you little johnny come lately, know nothin, bojangler worshippers callin me a bandwagoner. i destroyed that notion, so you and little blowbuddy started with the insults. we want to hear about YOUR fanhood. tell us all about it. if you are what i think you are, at least you can talk about all of the bojanglers potential, and how much you and your buddy would love to service him. come on. YOUR FANHOOD. everybodies waiting.

[TheRed]

Lol @ Lloyd going back and pieing all of Steven Smiff's posts in this thread. I wonder what persona he's going to play with his next alt...maybe an inbred Colts fan. No wait we already have one of those.

We used to have a troll here that would pie vitriolic posts about Cam. He was a one eyed bigot.

[nationofdomination]

here's my football fan history: i've been a panthers fan since we got the franchise and it's laughable that you think that i need to kowtow to you or any other dumbshit because you happen to be a fan of an older team.

 

it makes sense that the only thing you want to talk about is the past.  you've demonstrated that you don't know poo about the topic at hand (cam, the panthers) so you're trying to score points by talking about eating squirrel stew and watching them there colts on the only channel you got on the TV box as if it validates your litany of terrible opinions.

 

maybe the reason you love luck so much is because you're stuck in the 60s when completing less than 55% of your passes and compiling a 76 QB rating would have been a good thing.

" i've been a panthers fan since we got a team". told you it wouldnt take long. that was very enlightening!