Cam Newton: Why Can't He Win?

[Lloyd Christmas]

Prolly gonna need some stash

 

[TheRed]

cam5.jpgProlly gonna need some stash

For a guy who claimed not to be a troll, you sure are doing quite a bit of it.

[iamhubby1]

For a guy who claimed not to be a troll, you sure are doing quite a bit of it.

You have to admit. At least he puts in the time and effort to be a really good troll. I hate those trolls that half-azz it.

[RelaxImaPro]

I'd probably be pissed off too if I was nationofpenetration if I had to watch this wannabe fabulous mother fuger try to play QB before last season.  Remember how we were after Pickles?

 

 

 

Hell I think I'd rather have ol' Jimmy than that emasculated Jeremy Shockey looking son of a bitch.  Now directly afterwards they get an overhyped half-Andre the Giant half-Chewbacca looking/sounding mother fuger who--by the slim hair of his neckbeard, barely cracked a 54% completion percentage and led the league in dropped interceptions.  That's right, even more than Mark Sanchez... I actually think Luck tied or set an NFL record or some poo (LOL that's one of his amazing stats you never hear ESPN mention though).  

 

I guess they've got to cling to hope where ever they can find it right now... just let me go ahead and thank Luck for staying in school.  I wouldn't take 10 of him for Cam.

 

Lucky bastard should be dropping to the ground like The Golden Calf of Bristol and thanking God he didn't throw 30+ INTs after accounting for all the ones that were dropped last season.  Then he could have something else in common with Timbo other than his accuracy throwing the football.

[auburnman]

Im new here but so wish they would make me a MOD...why would you allow someone that obviously is only here to continually trash one of your star players (or any of your players) continue to post on the forum.  Criticism is fine, but this is his sole intent here, and most of it is not related to football and more personal and the picutres are altered.  Quickly losing interest in this thread, hopefully this gets resolved and he doesnt permeate other threads on this forum.  I can only hope he is like 13 yrs old and there is no adult walking around the US that has time to focus on such things.

[nationofdomination]

Lol, you think just because you can copy/paste some boring dates from Wikipedia, interspersed with some "I's and "me and my daddy", that you've exonerated yourself as a bandwagoner?  Let's look at the telltale signs:

 

1. Overly fixated on ONE player (rookie) who happens to be the media golden boy and all anyone ever talks about on "his own" team.  CHECK

 

2. Can't spell the name of his own head coach.  CHECK

 

3. Has never shown his face on these boards until their winning season just last year.  CHECK

 

Textbook bandwagoning at its finest.  I've never heard you mention another player's name on your own team, probably because you don't know any...but by all means, go to NFL.com and pull up their roster and "prove me wrong".

 

And the bolded excerpt from your quote really had me scratching my head.  For all the Cam lovers in here...I don't know if I've ever seen anything said about him that was as homoerotic as some of your comments on here.

 

 

 

That being just one of them.  I admit I selfishly chose that one also because of your laughably moronic definition of a "stat".  But anyways, If I read that without any context, I would think that was written by a schoolgirl joyfully willing to lift up her skirt at the mere sight of Andrew Luck.  Throw in the fact that you're a 75 year old man and it's just downright creepy and pathetic.  Have some shame old-timer, it's not worth destroying your dignity just to attempt to spite some Panthers fans over the internet.

1. proud beyond belief to have this gifted speciman leading our team. did you guys get a chance to see jaws today? luck came in at  # 10!  great piece, check it out, talked about his toughness, great field vision, great pocket presence, ability to throw from any angle, under extreme duress, pinpoint passing and great arm strength. to quote jaws " luck posesses all the skills nesessary to be a very special nfl quarterback".

 

2. you doubt my coltness, you doubt me being a lifelong loyal colts fan because i hit the wrong button on a laptop, like i said before, lotta little spellcheck geeks on this board, i cant argue football with this guy so im gonna hang my hat on a mispell. come on man!

 

3. "until their winning season just last year". we had 1 losing season between '02 and '12, that being 2011, the year manning was rehabbing, the year that enabled us to get that great young stallion that you guys are so crazy about, you talk like 2012 was the first winning season we've had in a while. i just had to clarify that one. your responses lead me to wonder if you even watch football.

 

as for my never mentioning any other colts player besides the golden boy luck. go back a ways. some bozo on here mentioned steve smith and the hall of fame in the same sentence, and i just had to respond to that nonsense. seems like i mentioned that great colt that wears # 87. you people are not only football stupid, you're boring beyond words. a panther friend of mine that actually watches football informed me a while ago that the "bojangler" term ive used has been questioned. i will address that, and then i must vacate this page.attempting to enlighten idiots is no longer intoxicating to me. for those on here that watch football and have enough sense to appreciate my brilliance you can probably catch me on another channel later.

[nationofdomination]

Ah Colts fans. They have been waiting 50 years to be relevant again. So that 1 good year just erases all those other horrible years. That is just how football works. Memories go out the window when your QB can complete over 50% of his passes.

Indy, where more fans watch the Bengals than their own home town team. That is the problem with that franchise. Even their own fans don't want to watch them.

Trolls, the one thing the interwebz gave us we can all enjoy.

you're so stupid you're pitiful. colts gear among top sellers in the league every year.

 

world champs in '07! fifty years?

 

all those horrible years? you're talkin about your bunch there aint ya?

 

they dont even watch the bengals in cincy, lucas oil is royal blue on sundays, if you watched football you would know that.

 

no stadium in the league is taken over by opposing fans like BOA. steelers, skins, etc. yall are owned by visiting fans, worse fan base in the nfl.

[nationofdomination]

Ah Colts fans. They have been waiting 50 years to be relevant again. So that 1 good year just erases all those other horrible years. That is just how football works. Memories go out the window when your QB can complete over 50% of his passes.

Indy, where more fans watch the Bengals than their own home town team. That is the problem with that franchise. Even their own fans don't want to watch them.

Trolls, the one thing the interwebz gave us we can all enjoy.

you're so stupid you're pitiful. colts gear among top sellers in the league every year.

 

world champs in '07! fifty years?

 

all those horrible years? you're talkin about your bunch there aint ya?

 

they dont even watch the bengals in cincy, lucas oil is royal blue on sundays, if you watched football you would know that.

 

no stadium in the league is taken over by opposing fans like BOA. steelers, skins, etc. yall are owned by visiting fans, worse fan base in the nfl.

[jasonluckydog]

you're so stupid you're pitiful. colts gear among top sellers in the league every year.

 

world champs in '07! fifty years?

 

all those horrible years? you're talkin about your bunch there aint ya?

 

they dont even watch the bengals in cincy, lucas oil is royal blue on sundays, if you watched football you would know that.

 

no stadium in the league is taken over by opposing fans like BOA. steelers, skins, etc. yall are owned by visiting fans, worse fan base in the nfl.

Serious question for you, why are you here? This is a Panthers board we don't have a beef with the Colts, hell the colts are not even in our conference. 

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

Serious question for you, why are you here? This is a Panthers board we don't have a beef with the Colts, hell the colts are not even in our conference. 

 

it's sure as poo not to talk about football.

 

more fun colts facts:  

 

according to football outsiders, andrew luck had 14 interceptions dropped by defenders in 2012:

 

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2013/adjusted-interceptions-2012

 

for reference, cam had 3 dropped INTs

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

also people need to quit trying to deal with trolls by calling them "bandwagoners" and poo.  there's plenty to pick on when it comes to andrew luck's outlandishly overrated rookie year.

[nationofdomination]

i couldnt find the post but i heard someone inquired about the term bojangler. it was used by jason whitlock to describe players like chad johnson, and t.o. etc., generally players that are showboats, and have an "its all about me" attitude. he is a writer for the kansas city star. has worked for espn, and fox sports, among others. he is black.

[TheRed]

i couldnt find the post but i heard someone inquired about the term bojangler. it was used by jason whitlock to describe players like chad johnson, and t.o. etc., generally players that are showboats, and have an "its all about me" attitude. he is a writer for the kansas city star. has worked for espn, and fox sports, among others. he is black.

 

It took you 2 hours later to figure out what the term you've been endlessly throwing around means?

 

Yeah okay, GTFO.

[The_Mango55]

I don't know what a "bojangler" is. But Bojangles is awesome so anything similar must also be awesome.