My Story: Foot Race - Steve Smith vs US soldier

[SteveSmithTD89]

Smitty went over to Afghanistan not too long back.  I looked through the old thread and didnt see this video posted.  Pretty cool to hear about things like this.

 

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv-media/videos/My_Story_Foot_race_challenge/0c3f53fc-22ba-4181-9fc0-79b799cae19b

 

I enjoyed it.  Even if brief.  Wanted to share.

[Jackofalltrades]

"Steve smoked him."

 

[Gabeking]

"Steve smoked him."

Well of course he did look at what the other dude was wearing lol

[Jackofalltrades]

I'm sure that's what it was...

Well of course he did look at what the other dude was wearing lol

 

[L-TownCat]

And that ladies and germs is why Smitty is the GOAT.

He not only terrorizes the NFL, apparently the armed forces can't stop him either.

The legend continues....

[Gabeking]

I'm sure that's what it was...

Ok maybe I was just ever so slightly exaggerating

[lovelett]

He would have beaten AE or Lafell.

[Steven Smiff]

GI Joe wood kick Steves AZZ

[Montie_0123]

I'm glad he did something like that those guy's will definitely always remember it. I know when I was over in the sandbox I was happy to them or some famous person come show their support for the troops.

[L-TownCat]

GI Joe wood kick Steves AZZ

GI Joe couldn't catch Smitty with a taser, land mines, skud missiles, and air support.

One does not simply beat Smitty in a foot race.

[Steven Smiff]

GI Joe couldn't catch Smitty with a taser, land mines, skud missiles, and air support.

One does not simply beat Smitty in a foot race.

Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

[rodeo]

decapitate his legs

 

[nickzz]

steven smiff is quickly becoming the worst poster on the huddle

[L-TownCat]

Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

Am I silly? Not quite.

How exactly does one decapitate a leg or squeeze a head until toenails pop off?

I thought I had picked up on some upper level ingenious sarcasm, alas it was just good old fashioned stupid.

Carry on soldier.