100 Year Old lady asks a reporter how he's hanging...literally (nsfw)

[Dpantherman]

 

Any volunteers?

 

[bLACKpANTHER]

[Darth Biscuit]

Grandma is 100.  She can say whatever she wants.

[Jangler]

 

[TheRed]

Immediately reminded me of a scene from Don't Be a Menace to South Central.

 

[Luke Cage]

Heterosexual ladies (of any age) generally have sex drives and like dicks too.  At her age, she probably gives about 2 poops and one fug.  Gotta respect a lady like that.  I hope I make it that long and I hope I'm half as feisty when I get there.  But on a side note, it's amazing how many guys are intimidated by ladies who are very open about their sexuality.  If an old man tried to grab a boob or said something crazy, I'm pretty sure people would just laugh that off.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

someone put her down please

[Luke Cage]

someone put her down please

 

 

Somebody should "put you down".  You're probably an obese mouth breather who eats enough to feed a 3rd world village.  Way more of a threat to the world than a horny old lady.

[AppStatePanther]

Hercules Hercules

 

[SZ James (banned)]

Cannot avoid the mental image of her century old scabbard in my head

would

[Bronn]

 

would be an awesome gif in reverse

[Dpantherman]

Cannot avoid the mental image of her century old scabbard in my head

would

Need a camcorder?