what are your first world problems?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

But you can read? Bravo.

 

being able to read

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

I went for a walk around the neighborhood and stepped on a landmine... 

 

People should really start cleaning up after their dogs!!

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

They say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," but I can only afford a new iPhone ever other day...

[Porn Shop Clerk]

I went for a walk around the neighborhood and stepped on a landmine... 

 

People should really start cleaning up after their dogs!!

 

this one time when i was 17 i was walking through a gated community when a strange adult male stalked me and killed me

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

this one time when i was 17 i was walking through a gated community when a strange adult male stalked me and killed me

 

Can't tell if that's an attempted Trayvon Martin joke or just coincidental...?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Can't tell if that's an attempted Trayvon Martin joke or just coincidental...?

 

just an example of first world problems :D

[SCP]

At the airport this morning and the only thing that was open was Burger King.  I had to order a damn Croissam'mich instead of a biscuit because we all know Burger King biscuits suck ass.  Croissam'mich, fugin bullshit.

[Cary Kollins]

My car gets sooo hot in the summer cause of the black leather inside! So uncomfortable until the AC kicks in!

[Floppin]

At the airport this morning and the only thing that was open was Burger King.  I had to order a damn Croissam'mich instead of a biscuit because we all know Burger King biscuits suck ass.  Croissam'mich, fugin bullshit.

 

BK's biscuits are fuging awful. It's like the use the worst frozen biscuits they can find. 

[Scrumtrilescent]

The printer in my suite is on the fritz, so I had to send my PDF to our BD suite across the hall.  My AA took 5 minutes to go get it. 

 

 

 

 

And now my highlighter is out of magic yellow stuff.  How am I supposed to pretend to read these sciency mumbo jumbo papers?

[Kevin Greene]

I can't get my golf handicap in the low double figures.

[4Corners]

nobody finds you funny.

 

I can't stand having to pick all the pretzels out of the Hot & spicy Chex Mix.

Wasn't an attempt at humor. Legitimate gripe. Difficult to run/concentrate when there's a hot girl running in front of me.

[Cary Kollins]

When I click on my notification icon and instead of the drop-down window I get redirected to the "User CP" page.  Ugh!

[pstall]

Having to read the subtitles for the show Swamp People. Can't they find some Americans?