what are your first world problems?

[toldozer]

My directv remote is not turning on my 60" wall mounted flat screen in my living room. I am having to use the factory remote to turn the tv on and directv remote to change the channels. The remotes are too big and crowding up my end table and i had to move my coaster!!!!!!

[Floppin]

I haven't figured out how to program remotes

FTFY

[Panthro]

I misplaced my chinese buffet punch card. I was two away from a free lunch.

[toldozer]

FTFY

No bro. It just stopped working this week.

[Floppin]

No bro. It just stopped working this week.

 

Just giving you poo....it's a jokes thread after all. 

[toldozer]

I know i just wanted to be able to post another one. My post on a message board got made fun of

[Hawk]

wow...you all are so strong...so incredibly strong.  We need a telethon!

[frash.exe]

my wallet got so overstuffed with cash that the emblem in the center blew out

[pstall]

got a callous from playing too much cornhole

[Coheed]

today I locked myself out of my car. was putting a guitar I bought in the trunk and left the keys in there too.

 

 

 

first world problem.

[KSpan]

I got in my car to go pick up a pizza but it was low on gas, so I had to go back into my house and get the keys for my other car.

[Hawk]

hahahahahah....been there, done that!!!

[toldozer]

I got in my car to go pick up a pizza but it was low on gas, so I had to go back into my house and get the keys for my other car.

Normal people pay for someone elses gas to bring the pizza to them. You are a real go getter.

[AppStatePanther]

I really hate when a hot girl gets in front of me when I'm running long distances

 

nobody finds you funny.

 

I can't stand having to pick all the pretzels out of the Hot & spicy Chex Mix.