HOW CAN THEY WRITE THIS CRAP?

[Zod]

I agree with #1.  Good call.  No pie with citrus fruit should be on the list.  I stand firm on that statement.

 

Chocolate fuggin pie is chocolate pudding in a pie tin mother fugger. It is not even a god damned mother fugging pie! I will fugging end you right here right now.

[Zaximus]

All I know is.... I'd eat any of those, right now.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

That coconut cream pie looks damn good, but maybe it's just me.

 

Oh and whatever number two is looks nasty...

[PhillyB]

fruit defines pie; chocolate is good but it's just a variation on real pie. apple pie should be number one, hands down.

[Zod]

fruit defines pie; chocolate is good but it's just a variation on real pie. apple pie should be number one, hands down.

 

Correct

You are a true patriot.

[Zaximus]

Shouldn't cheesecake be pie despite it being called "cake"?  What defines a pie?  Going by some of these, cheesecake is definitely one.

[Zod]

Shouldn't cheesecake be pie despite it being called "cake"?  What defines a pie?  Going by some of these, cheesecake is definitely one.

 

Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick

[Zaximus]

Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick

 

 

But Pecan Pie wouldn't really make sense if it's "cake"?

 

We need a new classification for those in the middle.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

A coconut isn't a fruit though... And coconuts surely don't suck dick.

[Zaximus]

No you can't define it with fruit.  It's defined if it has a "crust".  Chicken pot pie, potato pie, etc.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

I'd make a pie today if that didn't mean getting in the car and driving to the store...

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

Don't forget shepherds pie lol

[MHS831]

Chocolate fuggin pie is chocolate pudding in a pie tin mother fugger. It is not even a god damned mother fugging pie! I will fugging end you right here right now.

 

Then cherry and apple pie is nothing but a fruit cup.  Don't make me go Martha Stewart on you. 

[Zod]

Chocolate is a flavor, not a pie.

That is milk pie. Chocolate milk pie.