Offseason Slammer Report

[Harris Aballah]

Figured we might as well keep up with this off-seasons jailbirds. So far we've got OchoStinco doing 30 days for probation violations. Pacman's back on the wrong side of the law after smacking down a woman " outside of a nightclub ". Titas Young is looking at a 10 yr cruise. Goodsons not out of the woods yet either. So we've got some time before the regular season starts. Let's see how many more can put themselves on the list before game time. Predictions are welcome too!

[lovelett]

 

 

Steven A Smith on the money on Chad Johnson.

[Harris Aballah]

Hernandez might be joining the party? Brady's options looking thinner and thinner this offseason.

[lovelett]

Maybe hernandez will watch from his cell as we whoop the Pats this year.

[Harris Aballah]

Maybe hernandez will watch from his cell as we whoop the Pats this year.

And if he's good they might let him clean up the parking lot after the game? For 33 cents a day of course.

[Stickman2]

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[Harris Aballah]

looking more like hernandez is going to join the list. I don't think anybody would've predicted this?

[Harris Aballah]

Ahern made it to the list. But he's not going alone! Looks like chud has to say goodbye to rookie lb Ausar Walcott. Going up for attempted murder charges! This might be the best arguement for a longer nfl season yet?

[Jakob]

At some point we are going to need a penitentiary draft.

[Harris Aballah]

^ And with the 1st pick in the 2014 draft the Cowboys select: inmate 890-365773-002 out of the N.C. State Central Prison

[Harris Aballah]

looks like josh brent is going to diss traing camp for jailtime now too. ahern can't put the guns down and brent can't put the oohwee down

[Harris Aballah]

thanks to Legefed over @ the colts our list keeps on growing. gun charges plus fleeing police during a traffic stop. what a moroon! goodells gonna be handing out suspensions like my old high school principal.

[Harris Aballah]

Ahern is now a suspect in a shooting from 2007 near the fl campus. said he was brought up in the original investigation but i guess his gator status had em look away? this dude enjoys killing more than he enjoys fame & fortune.

[Harris Aballah]

the raiders make the list with lb miava who was arrested for assault & criminal destruction of property. this is a good offseason for 2nd stringers who want a chance tp prove themselves.