Who is the best athlete on the field? (Updated Criteria, now with music!)

[Razeyfingers]

I have decided that when I build my legion, the SCP army, that I will be using the Defensive ends "batter" to clone them . . . oh and yes SCP came out as the slight favorite over Drago Stiltzenfist. Just too many syllables for the media. I mean what are they gonna say "Today Draco Malfoy has declared war on the world having cloned all of the. . . "

 

ARRGHH, that would just drive me mad. . er more mad.

 

 

So corners, I respect ya. Safeties, linebackers, running backs you guys are mean too, but you must all be eliminated so as to not interfere with my plans of world domination.

 

 

 

So. . . .the reason is this, I dont know if there is any that can match the DE in four primary categories (agility, speed, strength, balance) for his size.  The DE is also very high on the list of reflexes on my list. He may not track as much of the field as most of the other players during the play, but I will be outfitting my soldiers of SCP with Borg eye thingies, the ones with the red laser beam on it, so its cool.

 

They will need to fly things so they need good balance

They will need to carry large weapons so they need to be strong

They need to be able ran fast with those weapons

They need to be able to avoid getting shot at.

. . and they must not mind being cousins of the Gaydosh army but I can work on that.