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DA KRAKEN IS IN THE HOUSEEEEE (and they let me start my own topic)

itsghardy

By itsghardy,
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Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior) Newbie

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All I have to say to you is next time we play the Bengals, if you get a chance to light up Gio Bernard, don't do it!! He's my man, but he's fragile and I need to look out for him.

 

Any other former UNC players are fair game though. Hakeem Nicks, Brandon Tate, Greg Little, TJ Yates, Jonathan Cooper, etc etc. Doesn't matter to me man, just keep my wittle baby Gio safe.

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All I have to say to you is next time we play the Bengals, if you get a chance to light up Gio Bernard, don't do it!! He's my man, but he's fragile and I need to look out for him.

 

Any other former UNC players are fair game though. Hakeem Nicks, Brandon Tate, Greg Little, TJ Yates, Jonathan Cooper, etc etc. Doesn't matter to me man, just keep my wittle baby Gio safe.

Football field is too small to hold both the Kraken and mercy at the same time. Have to pick one or the other.

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I like the sound of the Kraken Army. And everyone it right, you have done a lot to solidify your place as the favorite player with a lot of fans in the past few days. You have made a slow off season a lot more interesting. Thanks again for thinking about us fans. 

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The Kraken does not have an offseason, the NFL has an offseason from the Kraken

 

Chuck Norris wears the Kraken pajamas

 

The Kraken was once told that his urine tested positive for steroids, The Kraken laughed and replied, "Where do you think steroids come from?"

 

When the Kraken was a kid, he used to make his mom finish her vegetables

 

The endangered species list just happens to coincide with the list of "animals the Kraken doesn't like"

 

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to the Kraken. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

 

The Kraken has been to Mars, hence why there is no life on Mars

 

The Kraken smokes after sex, not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes

 

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell the Kraken stories

 

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