Biggest NFCS Dork: Jimmehy Clausen or Matt Ryan

[SCP]

Sitting in the dentist office staring at some asshole in full Redskins garb. This got me to pondering the days of my youth and the dorkiness of certain individuals. Jimmehy Clausen is probably the most dorky Panther ever but I think Matt Ryan holds that title for the NFCS. Followed by Martin Grammatica.

[Jangler]

Matt Ryan

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

By a billion miles ryan takes the cake

[jtnc]

Matt Ryan has sex with something that resembles a tranny, while Clausen is dating a volleyball babe. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Clausen wins. 

[Jakob]

If Jimmy didn't suck so bad we never would have drafted cam, let that one sink in.

[PhillyB]

Matt Ryan has sex with something that resembles a tranny, while Clausen is dating a volleyball babe. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Clausen wins. 

[Gucci Mane]

"too close to call"

[jtnc]

Matt Ryan's wife:

 

Clausen's GF:

 

[L-TownCat]

Matt Ryan's wife:

(^^^^^^^^^^^ will stay faithful and love her man till they are both old and grey.  Would probably give him her kidney if needed.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

 

 

 

Clausen's GF:

(^^^^^^^^^^^^^will probably drop him as soon as he is no longer on an NFL while sleeping with his former teammates and more famous friends.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

 

 

 

 

***comments are based off nothing more than my own cynical views of vaginery***

[SZ James (banned)]

easy: :jc:

anyone who says different is just taking homerism to the point where it just gets weird

[La Pantera]

Dp

[La Pantera]

Ryan is the bigger douche/goober smoocher.

Jimmeh is the bigger dork.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Both because they're white.

 

I mean uhh....

 

[lovelett]

Jimmy looks like a pure douche to me when Ryan looks like a bigger dork.