Strip clubs in Charlotte

[Cary Kollins]

I've never been to any in Charlotte, but that may change next weekend. Which ones have the best ladies? Best "bang for your buck"? Which are the classiest? Which are the trashiest, because sometimes it's fun to just laugh.

Stories welcome.

[CatofWar]

It's been a while. Uptown cabaret is/was ritzy and pricey. Paper doll was always solid. The men's club allegedly has a killer buffet. Never ate the food, just something about it didnt sit right with me. Any joint on south blvd will be pretty trashy. Look for c section scars and 50 year olds. Use to hit em pretty hard back in day. Met the love of my life at one.

[MadHatter]

It's been a while. Uptown cabaret is/was ritzy and pricey. Paper doll was always solid. The men's club allegedly has a killer buffet. Never ate the food, just something about it didnt sit right with me. Any joint on south blvd will be pretty trashy. Look for c section scars and 50 year olds. Use to hit em pretty hard back in day. Met the love of my life at one.

Uptown Cabaret is not ritzy....the girls are nothing but skanks.

If you want classy, go to The Men's Club.

I wandered into The Paper Doll once with friends. I was pretty sure I needed a few shots after we left. Nasty place.

However, all of the clubs in Charlotte basically suck.

[CatofWar]

It's been 10 years since I've been. An exciting evening for me now is to be home alone and watching Al Jazeera

[Kitten Diver]

The men's club is good, I've heard uptown is good too. Also, I don't know if bang for your buck is a good thing when it comes to strip clubs. But if you really want some bang for your buck as in no bottoms, BYOB, cheaper prostitution.. head to myrtle and look up derrieres.

[cookinwithgas]

I know that the Twin Peaks near the University needs to be avoided at all costs.

 

But I'm no expert, last time I went out it was for a bachelors party @ 5 years ago and we showed up at the Uptown Cabaret before it opened like we were trying to get into the Early Bird at Dennys, pretty embarrassing. We were done and on the way home right after 9

[Carolina Husker]

Men's Club by far

[Floppin]

I know that the Twin Peaks near the University needs to be avoided at all costs.

 

But I'm no expert, last time I went out it was for a bachelors party @ 5 years ago and we showed up at the Uptown Cabaret before it opened like we were trying to get into the Early Bird at Dennys, pretty embarrassing. We were done and on the way home right after 9

 

I don't know why but this post had me laughing hysterically. 

[cookinwithgas]

When we tried to open the doors and they were locked, followed shortly by a manager telling us to hold on 5 minutes and he'd get us in, I was laughing too.

 

If you want to go to a good strip club just plan to go to Atlanta. Last time I was at one down there I walked out with a quart of wax melted to my chest. Long story.

[SCP]

Cookinwithgas wins this thread lmao

[Chimera]

I haven't been to one since 2000/2001 and i thought most were garbage, especially the two in university on tryon

[X-Clown]

Avoid twin peeks and leather and lace at all costs. When I was 21, a friend of mine got free passes to twin peeks, and the first stripper who comes up to me looks older. She asks me how old I am, I tell her 21, she says "no way, you don't look as old as my 18 and 16 year old sons". Check please?

Leather and lace was even worse. We took a friend there for a bachelor party because it was the only place we knew that would let underage people in (and his brother was 18). The first girl we saw on stage was a midget with a beer gut. The rest of them sadly didn't look much better.

[toldozer]

True twin peeks story from my friend. he goes in late one night with a friend. Orders a drink, gets about 90% done, really only back wash left. One of the girls comes up and asks if he is done. Before he can answer she grabs the drink and pours it into a styrofoam cup. Then goes to a few more tables pouring disgaurded drinks into her cup. YACK!!!!!!!!

[Niner National]

I went to the Mens Club last night. It was solid. Will definitely go back. It is a classier place than uptown, but it has fewer girls. I kinda liked that though because I wasn't approached for a lap dance every 5 minutes. I like a good lapdance as much as the next guy but sometimes I just like to watch the girls on stage.

 

 

The women are also friendlier there. Several.sat down and just talked to us for a half hour or so. You dont get that at uptown cabaret.