What to do when you feel sick

[sharkkiller]

This struck me as a little poetic:

 

I feel like I am being stalked by two wolves. One is diarrhea and the other is nausea. As I try to sleep, they run in to take little nips at my gut, not enough to make me have to get out of bed, but just enough to feel very uncomfortable. I am also running a fever, which consists of alternating cold chills and hot flashes.

 

 

I will be heading to the doctor tomorrow if I do not feel better in the morning.

[pstall]

call ahead because based on what you say you have, the doc will say stay home and ride it out. some things need to move thru the body and thats it.

[Black]

Watch The Price is Right.

[Scrumtrilescent]

A good bleeding.

[Bronn]

Stop watching latter John Fox era Panthers football tapes

[Johnny Rockets]

Watch The Price is Right.

I'm not sure exactly why but this is my favorite post of the year.

[88 Bronco]

The Price is Right still seems so weird with Drew Carry.

[Scrumtrilescent]

It's Drew Carey's glasses.  It makes you feel like you are watching an educational show, a documentary on the Crimean War or the mating rituals of the bluebilled tree dingo.

 

Don't look that last one up, it's a real animal I promise.

[88 Bronco]

A person in a position of authority just told me not to do something. Now I have to look up the bluebilled tree dingo.

 

[Scrumtrilescent]

Squeezing an entire bottle of cocoa butter into a Magic Bullet blender, setting it on high, and then throwing your meat stick in their is definitely not the height of self-gratification.  Do not attempt, only the losers do it.

[Johnny Rockets]

Squeezing an entire bottle of cocoa butter into a Magic Bullet blender, setting it on high, and then throwing your meat stick in their is definitely not the height of self-gratification.  Do not attempt, only the losers do it.

Just curious but what time do you start drinking in the morning?

[88 Bronco]

Squeezing an entire bottle of cocoa butter into a Magic Bullet blender, setting it on high, and then throwing your meat stick in their is definitely not the height of self-gratification.  Do not attempt, only the losers do it.

 

Damn, I'm out of cocoa butter.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Just curious but what time do you start drinking in the morning?

 

I'm just high on life!

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

smoke some weed