Random People's Facebook/Twitter Posts (Game)

[88 Bronco]

When looking at a (very talented) photographer's website today, I noticed that the image on his bio was a picture of him shooting in shorts without a shirt on. How bout no, homeboy? Pro tip to the photographers I'm friends with on here: don't do that. I don't care how good you are, I will mock you mercilessly for being a prick.

 

Zod?

[Shufdog]

To top off todays events, Molly and Maggie had a knock down drag out fight on the porch. Chairs and plants went flying, but neither one of them have a scratch on them. I have scrapes & bruises. Somehow my thumb ended up in Molly's mouth and she bit down. She didn't break skin, thank goodness. What was the fight about?.... My abandoned Frappe sitting on the table. And even worse, I swear Sheldon was laughing at us. I have never seen him with a bigger grin. I think it's time for me to go to bed.

 

[X-Clown]

Highlight of my day so far: filling the car with gas and watching a portly old man with white hair vacuuming out his car and head banging/absolutely jamming out to some Megadeath at full volume

[Kurb]

 

If you are up right now please stwp out side and look up. The clouds are Sirius and the moon is all most full. In short the moon is shining like a lu gjt bulb and you can see the roundness of the atmosphere in thw clouds.

 

lol

[Zod]

Zod?

 

busted

[Cary Kollins]

Time zone change oh I'm up blah

(I fugging hate Facebook now. 90% of my "friends" I would avoid if I saw them at a bar. Stop posting pictures of your alien-looking babies, no one cares.)

[Happy Panther]

[Floppin]

People are funny lil things. They'll sware undying loyalty to your face, but drop any half interesting member of the oppisite sex in the mix and its kill or be killed. The gloves come flying off faster than a two cent humming bird ***** can spread its legs for a 5 dollar bill and a jug of that red nectar stuff. Then act like nothing happened.

 

facepalm.

[Cary Kollins]

THE LORD AIN PLAYIN NOE MOFUKKIN GAIMZ WITCHU~ U BESS WACH U STEP O U ****WIL**** GET SMAKKT DOUN IN2 HELL~ SMMFH~

[Murph]

There's been several things that I've never said to my kids that were said to me by my parents. These things were hurtful and probably damaged me for life. For example, I've never said, "Be quiet, I'm talking long distance."

 

[Dpantherman]

M Haha takes a bitchass motherfuger to live off u then expect to get paid poo u are a dumb motherfuger who did loose it all bc of ya own mistakes im me ok i live with my choices an mistakes difference is im man enuf to fix mines instead of runnin around talkin poo about sumone to try an make myself look like sumbody truth is u aint poo in my eyes motherfuger u mite be able to beat my ass il give u that but youl never in ur lifetime have a heart like mine so fug u talk ur poo bitch bc a bitch ul alwaYs be so fug you an u r lame ass wanna be rimes shut tha fug up an snort another line fake ass you aint nobody but a bumm off tha street im clean motherfuger maybe you shud go get clean so u can see past ur own problems then maybe u wudnt talk poo about others

 

[sharkkiller]

 

Porn actresses can be as rude as they want in restaurants because there's really nothing the waiters can add to their food that they haven't encountered numerous times before.