Derek Anderson Tweets

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson3141h

Ok.. Back in the airport again.. Lets see what stupid poo I see today..

 

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson3148m

Cell phone tucked into ur tits.. Stay classy.. That's what pockets are for!

 

 

 

you HAVE to follow this guy if you are not already!

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

Lol DA, what an awesome guy.

[RelaxImaPro]

This is what he does every single week--every single week--he puts his freakin' heart and soul into this, studying his ass off for things to tweet about.

 

He takes this poo serious.  Real serious.

[RelaxImaPro]

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31412 May

Titus young you have got to be shitting me.. 3 arrests in one week. Gotta try hard to do that.. #Growup

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31412 May

In a cab.. Brakes are ruined and he's burning the rotors up.. Hope I make it home..

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

If the kings are worth 535mill what's a good team worth? Sheez

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Another annoying thing.. Standing in line to board and some prick bum rushes the line. I wasn't standing there for my health#idiots

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Got pulled over for driving in the Hov lane. Cop says u know u have to have a passenger. Said check the trunk..he wrote me a ticket..

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Still haven't figured out how people find a way to poo on the toilet seat...#shocking

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson3146 May

Banging some nuggets with @JimmyClausen

 

 

[TheRumGone]

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31412 May

Titus young you have got to be shitting me.. 3 arrests in one week. Gotta try hard to do that.. #Growup

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31412 May

In a cab.. Brakes are ruined and he's burning the rotors up.. Hope I make it home..

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

If the kings are worth 535mill what's a good team worth? Sheez

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Another annoying thing.. Standing in line to board and some prick bum rushes the line. I wasn't standing there for my health#idiots

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Got pulled over for driving in the Hov lane. Cop says u know u have to have a passenger. Said check the trunk..he wrote me a ticket..

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson31416 May

Still haven't figured out how people find a way to poo on the toilet seat...#shocking

 

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson3146 May

Banging some nuggets with @JimmyClausen

 

 

LOL

 

[PantherFeez]

Derek Anderson        ✔ @DAnderson314

Cell phone tucked into ur tits.. Stay classy.. That's what pockets are for!

 

this guy is a gold mine

[iBBB]

lol @ check the trunk. i sooo wanna do that. haha

[TheRed]

He's a good backup, and he's hilarious? Definitely glad we kept him around.

[Guest]

He retweeted something that made me LOL 

 

@macfaulkner

It's weird to think that blow jobs aren't a new thing. Like George Washington probably got a BJ, that makes me super uncomfortable.

[rdog157h]

Mac attack must read this forum. He said earlier everybody should follow Derek Anderson on Twitter.

[CCS]

For the true Carolina Panther's social media experience you have to follow Sherrod Martin's Dog on Instagram. 

 

 

 

Yes, he really made a second account where he talks in third person as his dog

[Cary Kollins]

I just gained a new level of respect for Sherrod Martin.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Derek Anderson ‏@DAnderson314 16h

Yah u old mutt I'm sitting right here.. And yes my bag is going in the overhead. No ur wife isn't putting one of her 3purseswhere my poo is

 

lol

 

 

[2jakefansinva]

finally........ an athlete tweeting and I can understand what their saying.