It's so hot....

[Woodcookedbbq]

It's so hot today, I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.

[Acewalker]

It's so hot today, I discovered it takes only 2 fingers to drive my car

[TerriblePizza]

Milk was a bad choice.

[cookinbrak]

It's so hot, I saw a cat chasing a bird, and they was both walking.....

[Jangler]

It was so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

It's so hot, little kids are standing under Hayden's ass for shade.

[Jangler]

It was so hot in Louisiana, Saints fans took the bags off their heads.

[Jangler]

your mama

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Her too.

[Jangler]

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

oh sorry, wrong thread.

[Doc Holiday]

it's sooooooooo hot

That I'm too fried to remember the punch line,

hey I made you look :-)

[88 Bronco]

It's so hot an Xbox 360 got the RRoD with out being on.

[dexterpyro]

Its so hot, that atheists are turnng to god for releif!!!

Its so hot, that Jimmy Falwell has spontaneous combust...

Its so hot, my car will start its self....

Its so hot, i have to give my dogs water every hour.....and they are not drinking it.....

Its so hot, i bought a bag of ice from the store, and had a bag of water when i got home....

[Woodcookedbbq]

It's so hot, the trees are whistling for the dogs.