Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo

[rscott94]

Axl Rose got fat....

 

[chknwing]

PhillyB he said make him laugh, not have a Nerdgasim

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Patricia Krentcil, better known as "Tanning Mom," will leave the tanning bed for the set of a gay porn flick.

 

[chknwing]

[jasonluckydog]

 

[chknwing]

Who Wears Short Shorts?

 

 

GW Bush, Bush Sr chasing Barbara Bush on Segways.

[chknwing]

My integrity as a poster

 

I think you should go sit on your thumb. :)

[chknwing]

Jeff Goldblum Patel

 

[G spot]

i might be gay.

 

 

i'll prob end up being bi though..

 

 

 

yall know damn well thatshit was funny

 

fugn greedy pie whoers

[blackmetal89]

what's the difference between driving in heavy fog and 69'ing someone?........when you're 69'ing you can see the asshole in front of you.

[CatofWar]

From the atl airport

[rscott94]

[Khaki Lackey]

My doctor told me that I would have to stop masturbating.

When I asked him, "Why?!"

He replied, "Brcause I''m trying to examine you."

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each others company.

After about 3 weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, "I know we are both old and can't do much anymore, but if I pulled out my *****, would you hold it?"

The woman did not see what that would hurt, so she said she would. Every day for the next month the couple would sit in the park by the lake and the old woman would hold the man's *****.

One day the man didn't show up at their regular meeting place. The woman became concerned and set out to search for him. Further down the shore she spotted him sitting on a bench, with another woman beside him. She walked up to the bench to find his ***** in the other woman's hand.

This upset her very much and she yelled at the old man, "We have been together for 2 months now, I thought we were getting along just fine. Now I find you here with this other woman. What does she have that I don't?"

"Parkinson's"

 

So wrong, yet so right.