Maxim Top 100 sexiest women written by a 14 year old

[sharkkiller]

http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

 

 

Miley Cyrus #1

Selena Gomez #2

 

I mean they are both hot but the two hottest women in the world? Really?

 

Funniest one is Mantei Teo's imaginary girlfriend at #69.

[Jangler]

Such a crappy list. Hayden wasn't on at all last year, now she is back on with a "hit show" boring nighttime soap.

[toldozer]

I will not approve any list that does not have melanie iglesias in the top 100, that chick is fine.

[Captroop]

This list is dildos. Seriously, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are in the top 20, Christina Hendricks is at 22, and Natalie Portman didn't even make the list?

 

This list must have been compiled by a group of Seventeen Magazine readers, edited by a Tiger Beat, and directed towards 53 year old paunchy pedophiles.

 

And I really, really don't understand the whole Jennifer Lawrence thing. She's kind of cute in an attainable sort of way, but I've banged hotter girls in my life, none of whom I would put on the list of the hottest 100 women in the world.  Actually, that's a lie, I would rank some of the girls I've hooked up with over Rocsi Diaz, Demi Lovato, Ke$ha (seriously?), Hoda Kotb (who?) and a half dozen others.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

I would rank probably most of the girls i've been with over Kesha. Seriously? Typical white trailer trash blonde i could find anywhere.

[Dpantherman]

HODA KOTB?!

 

Taylor Swift is hotter than Beyonce? :lolu:

 

Ke$ha?!  

 

 

[h0llywood]

Kamala Harris at #54? Hoda Kobt at #79? Lynsi Torres # 93? 

 

I used to like you Maxim.

[Darth Biscuit]

Whoever made that list spent way too much time watching Disney Channel.

[Guest]

Wont bother with the link then. Pshh

[Black]

Alison Brie didn't even make the list?

 

Balderdash! 

 

[Taro ∆]

Natalie Portman >

[CarolinaNCSU]

Alison Brie didn't even make the list?

 

Balderdash! 

 

Pie not only for Alison Brie, but also the usage of balderdash.  Well done, sir.  Well done. 

[Cary Kollins]

Maxim jumped the shark about 9 years ago.