if you're contemplating committing seppuku over our last two picks go ahead and do it because you're probably a terrible poster, but think about this:

[PhillyB]

1. It's funny of you to assume Cam is going to want to continue to stay and play for a team that has done nothing to build around him. Cam is about building a brand and you can't do that if your losing.

2. Fug out of here thinking we are getting rid of Beason.

Step #1: Purchase a Sharp Sword!

A dull blade can lead to ragged cutting and the expenditure of much "elbow grease" during the ceremony. Therefore, it is important that the sword be razor-sharp.

Step #2: Find a Buddy!

One of the most important parts of seppuku is the kaishaku, or assistant. The kaishaku's task is to slice off your head after you have completed the ceremony, and should therefore be a close friend, family member, or crudely jilted ex-lover.

Step #3: Decide Where to Die!

You only die once, so the location of your seppuku ceremony should be as pleasant as possible. I suggest a sunny field, a well-tended garden, or the pleasantly air-conditioned lobby of an upscale office building.

Step #4: Go for It!

Kneel down in your chosen location and slowly insert the sword into your abdomen. The desired spot is about three inches left or right of your navel, depending on which hand you use. Once the sword is inserted, gently slice it across your stomach, then upward toward your chest. Remove sword when finished.

Step #5: Inspect Your Work!

If done properly, most of your internal organs should have spilled out across your lap. If no internal organs are visible, repeat act until the job has been done correctly. Once finished, your kaishaku should then lop off your head in one clean blow.

Good luck, and happy cutting!

[SZ James (banned)]

I'd rather take the seppukkake route

[CRA]

So you're telling me AJ fuging Klein is going to replace Jon Beason? Well if so I hope Ron Rivera updates his resume. Cause his ass is gone.

Beason being replaced is more a Beason/Gettlemen thing than Rivera.

Beason to date in his new contract as been an epic clusterfug. We easily could cut Beason after this year if he looks remotely like the guy we saw last year. average NFL careeris short for many reasons.

[CRA]

We're not getting rid of Beason unless he gets injured again. Klein is solid but he ain't on Beason's level.

If he looks like the guy we saw last year....we have to cut him. His contract will then go down as the worst in Panther history

[stirs]

3-4 sets possible for the D. We have the personel

[KSpan]

Klein doesn' t make Beason expendable, but Blackburn kinda does. And if the contract situation was different this conversation might not be taking place.

[chknwing]

Carolina fixed a major problem in the DLine and then with the rest of these draft gave the team something its never had before, Depth and Options. Years past, we saw how much an injury to Beason, Davis, Stewart, etc has handicapped this team. This resolves that. I'm happy.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I think Beason will eventually take a paycut.

Everything he's said and done up to this point have indicated that he won't.

[rodeo]

3-4 sets possible for the D. We have the personel

tbh we actually kind of do have the personnel now to swing that. People used to say that just because we had a bunch of LBs, but now we actually have a solid 3-4 NT, with Dwann and Kawann at DE and a pair of wide bodied strong ILBs.

[TheRumGone]

I just woke up from an amazing nap and have been reading through these threads. This has been hilarious.

[Proudiddy]

tbh we actually kind of do have the personnel now to swing that. People used to say that just because we had a bunch of LBs, but now we actually have a solid 3-4 NT, with Dwann and Kawann at DE and a pair of wide bodied strong ILBs.

This. I've been thinking this since we took Short, following Star. Should be fun.

[micnificent28]

Gettlemagic must have a brain washing agent. Because if u think these two picks make dlo and beason cuttable then u should take your own advice.

[CRA]

Gettlemagic must have a brain washing agent. Because if u think these two picks make dlo and beason cuttable then u should take your own advice.

Williams being a 31 yr old RB and probably the 3rd or 4th best rusher in 2014.....and Beason being expensive as poo and done diddly poo to date under his contract is what potentially makes both expendable soon.....

We could of draft no LB and RB....and both realistically could be gone soon.

[VIP]

2011 6 win

2012 7 wins

this draft MIGHT push us to 8. not sure though