Mother fugin BOOM

[XClown1986]

Dammit i dont know what it is about your face but i wanna deliver one of these right to your suck hole.

[NCstoner420]

The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime

[L-TownCat]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

[TheRumGone]

The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime

Whose the retard?

[TheRumGone]

Robert better not get in my face. Cause i'll drop that motherfuger

[NCstoner420]

Whose the retard?

OP, who else?

[TheRumGone]

Ah Y'ah Don't Say That!

[Argus Plexus]

Sooooooo should we take out two pages this time around? Twice the luck?

[RelaxImaPro]

Well other than the fact that NFLN just jinxed us... we've got a fuging black cat as a mascot, and have had some terrible luck recently. Yeah sure, Super Bowl... whatever. Hell, we couldn't even get a coin toss to fall our way until we were well out of playoff contention... that among other things. Buuuttt with that being said....

I didn't watch the segment, so I don't know if they mentioned this but here's something interesting worth noting. The NFC South is slated to take on the AFC East this season. What significance is that you may ask? Well...

Since 2006 the NFC division that matched up with the AFC East went on to produce the NFC Super Bowl representative:

• 2006: AFC East vs NFC North; NFC SB team: Chicago Bears
  
• 2007: AFC East vs NFC East; NFC SB team: NY Giants
  
• 2008: AFC East vs NFC West; NFC SB team: Arizona Cardinals
  
• 2009: AFC East vs NFC South; NFC SB team: New Orleans Saints
  
• 2010: AFC East vs NFC North; NFC SB team: Green Bay Packers
  
• 2011: AFC East vs NFC East; NFC SB team: NY Giants
  
• 2012: AFC East vs NFC West; NFC SB team: San Francisco 49ers
  

The road to the Super Bowl runs through the AFC East it seems.

Another interesting tidbit is that all of the NFC SB winners from that time finished either 2nd or 3rd in their division the previous year before holstering the Lombardi (so if it's to be taken seriously, it already rules out the Falcons :) ).

We're due some good fortune by now, right?

[TbTeRRoR]

Last 4 superbowls won by teams who played Philly @ Phillys home opener......... you look hard enough you can find a lot of coincidences

[MrBubba]

Bottom line, somewhere across the world a butterfly flaps its wings and it means the Panthers will win the superbowl.

[Peppers90 NC]

the prediction is probably the trend-breaker

[hepcat]

Okay so this seals it. Carolina will be in the Superbowl. I don't need any more proof. Just bought my ticket, I'll see all of ya'll there.

[rayzor]

it's our DENSITY!