Just need to vent this

[Scrumtrilescent]

You should study his habits because this is how you will evolve to act once you get married.

:-(

I will leave

I prefer the Ray Barone "screw it up the first time so they never ask you to do it again" method of this myself.

[Harris Aballah]

So, I'm in college, living in on-campus apartments. Me and 3 other guys. We're in an RA unit. The RA from last semester got promoted, so he moved out into a double unit rather than a quad. Last semester, none of us had any problems (at least, none that were ever brought to my attention). We all worked to keep the apartment generally clean in the common areas. We all shared food, dishes, etc., and were pretty much on an "if I have it, you have it" sort of system.

This semester, the replacement that moved in in place of the guy who moved out is a total tool. The guy comes from a privileged family and apparently (at least, it appears) he never had to clean up after himself. Examples: he takes the trash out of the can and leaves it by the door (the trash compactor is directly on the way to campus, which is a short walk from here, so we all walk anyway). He never takes it to the compactor (unless he feels like it, apparently). He has never used a stove before. He makes beans all the time. Makes a mess every time. Doesn't clean it. At one point, I asked him to clean it up, he said he would when the burner got cool. 2 days later, the mess is still there. I hate living in filth, so I clean it. He fries something, grease covers the stove-top....never gets cleaned unless one of us other 3 do it (usually me, since I am here more often than my 3 roommates). Me and this guy share a bathroom. He can't brush his teeth it seems, because the mirror and sink area is covered with toothpaste (and I know it isn't me doing it). He throws his bean cans in the trash....literally, throws. Bean poo covers the side of the counter that the trashcan is against and the floor around it in little spots. He washes a pot, water is all over the floor...he never gets it up. This guy does fuging NOTHING.

Now, I bring it to his attention that he needs to start at least cleaning up after himself and carrying his weight with the daily upkeep of the apartment, because I'm tired of doing it all. Only a few weeks left in the semester, so I won't have to put up with it much longer, but he at least needs to know that his laziness effects others. My other 2 roommates agree with me, and we've all tried to tell him, in different ways, that he needs to start doing poo around here. He just argues with us and tries to rationalize it. I am literally seconds from punching this dude square in his face.

/rant

I'd walk the trash right into his room and dump it on his bed while he's sleeping! No bs

[SCP]

I prefer the Ray Barone "screw it up the first time so they never ask you to do it again" method of this myself.

The best thing I ever did was put one of her bra's in the dryer with some other clothes on a long dry cycle. That thing came out of there more tightly twisted, knotted, and wound together than a length of steel cable. Houdini couldn't have gotten that thing untangled. "Oops...... What happened!!??"

[Panthro]

SCp I tried that ....then she washed all my white tshirts with a red one as revenge....well played mrs panthro

[SCP]

SCp I tried that ....then she washed all my white tshirts with a red one as revenge....well played mrs panthro

Dude, You married a super villain.

[Panthro]

She has apparently seen that episode of "Raymond"

It keeps it interesting :)

[SCP]

As long as she doesn't spread the word to other women folk. This could change everything.

[h0llywood]

Toothbrush meet toilet. Hopefully he gets sick and he'll stay in the hospital until you graduate.

[pstall]

You guys need to give him the ice treatment. Just avoid him and don't say anything until he gets the idea on why you guys are freezing him out.

This will open his eyes.

[SZ James (banned)]

so many stories, so little time

I know that feel bro

[SZ James (banned)]

In short I've had to put up with:

-Jizz and pube covered shower drains

-Pillows and sheets covered in piss thrown out into the hallway

-Toilets clogged with the biggest turds I have ever seen

-Dishes with fuging cognizant alien-like mold

........and on and on and on

I hate humanity

[Mother Grabber]

I wish dirty dishes were the worst of my worries. Ah, the life of a college student.

[FireMarshallBill]

Slip him an laxative, kill the circuit breaker after he goes to bed, leave the plunger in the toilet.

[cookinbrak]

Am I the only one who wonders why none of the RAs want to move except the one who moved OUT of your apartment?