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A crime that you have committed that you are willing to confess to committing.

Awesomeness!!

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nice try FBI agent.....

anyways when I was little I used to shoplift pens from places like Staples because I thought it was fuging exhilarating.

Then one day some guy I know found a north face jacket outside of school on the ground. It was a women's small and clearly didn't fit him at all, yet he still took it. Something fundamentally changed in me that day that made me despise stealing. Source: I actually buy my condoms instead of shoplifting them from walmart.

However......one day this past summer in a Walmart somewhere in the NC/SC region, I saw this beautiful bad boy propped up in front of dozens of cases of Pepsi

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This thing is huge, close to six feet tall. It was at that moment I knew I had to have it. So, I went up to a Walmart employee and asked if I could possibly purchase said poster, or come back once they were no longer using and planning on throwing it out. Well, I'm not sure what I expecting from the Walmart team because no one knew what I was talking about. By now my four other friends were ready to leave and getting antsy, so I told them to bring their truck up in front of the store.

After a quick glance around I saw no employees, so I grabbed this gigantic piece of fandom and walked out as casually as possible. Right as I walk out the main door, a Walmart employee is standing there. He looks at me dumbfounded, and I just smile and proceed to shove this in the back seat of my friends car. I slam the door and we drive off into the distance, me thinking for sure that I'm banned from Walmart.

Nothing was ever said, but I did almost ruin the poster when I threw a water bottle against a wall when Rodney White caught that deep pass over Nakamura in Atlanta. I spent the rest of the game drying my precious.

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Not saying I haven't done some bad poo.....but if someone was in my house I would definitely be getting the gun that's so scary!

Lol, the ones I went into when I lived at the beach were always empty as we made sure they were summer homes before getting into them.

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LifeisaGarden Newbie

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I did all the typical teenage bad girl stuff. Stealing, drugs, vandalism, assault, breaking and entering, shoplifting...

I was such a bad one. I only got caught once for assault and battery with a deadly weapon. That's right... I tried to gut a ho for trying to steal my boyfriend. She failed and he was mine.

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I did all the typical teenage bad girl stuff. Stealing, drugs, vandalism, assault, breaking and entering, shoplifting...

I was such a bad one. I only got caught once for assault and battery with a deadly weapon. That's right... I tried to gut a ho for trying to steal my boyfriend. She failed and he was mine.

I bet Dan is still proud of you to the day! ;)

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