A crime that you have committed that you are willing to confess to committing.

[TheRumGone]

damn some people on this board are muthafugin G's.

[CatofWar]

Invoking the 5th.

[Doyle]

damn some people on this board are muthafugin G's.

Sociopaths

[TheRumGone]

Sociopaths

same thing.

[Kurb]

I lied in a thread about crimes once.

[Bronn]

The list is too long and I don't trust any of you enough.

[Ja Rhule]

Its only a crime if you got caught.

[Hawk]

when I was 14 I got really drunk and set off a smoke bomb in the town movie theater. In hindsite, that building was probably 100 yeard old back then, probably not a really good idea. It cleared the place out pretty damn fast. I got caught and got in some pretty major crap for it.

[KendrickPanther]

I once bought a ticket to the movie theater and stayed all day watching different movies with different girls. The switch was a little awkward but it worked.

[CatofWar]

This wasn't a crime it was self defense but one time I blew a crackheads leg completely off with a sawed off double barrell shot gun. Broke into my house and was acting crazy throwing junk at me and trying to harm me. I was on the phone with the cops and the whole thing was caught on video. I knew in self defense you were not allowed to shoot in the back and there are some other rules on that. But I blew his leg off. I got off clean and was told I did the right thing. My house was bloody and they found his femer bone in my yard. He got his leg connected back together and apparently has gotten his life straight. Moral of the story, don't break into my house.

Oh and I'm also guilty of illegally downloading music and movies

Lol bullshit.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

It's over. He walks back to his room as his dad finishes yelling at him, and he's still sniffling. We're all sitting in his room and he walks in, still crying, sniffling... He shuts the door and immediately, his demeanor changes. His face straightens up and he is showing no signs of physical or mental trauma, lol. We were like, "Why aren't you still crying? Didn't your dad beat you?" He smiles and says, "Yeah, man I wasn't serious. I just do all that to make him feel like he's doing something so he'll stop spanking me." We all laugh.

That's exactly what I would do when I got the belt. I'm really good with pain, but I'd pretend to be like "AHHH NO!!!" just so he'd stop hahaha. Great strategy.

[Cary Kollins]

This wasn't a crime it was self defense but one time I blew a crackheads leg completely off with a sawed off double barrell shot gun. Broke into my house and was acting crazy throwing junk at me and trying to harm me. I was on the phone with the cops and the whole thing was caught on video. I knew in self defense you were not allowed to shoot in the back and there are some other rules on that. But I blew his leg off. I got off clean and was told I did the right thing. My house was bloody and they found his femer bone in my yard. He got his leg connected back together and apparently has gotten his life straight. Moral of the story, don't break into my house.

Oh and I'm also guilty of illegally downloading music and movies

I'm no Matlock, but isn't a sawed off considered a weapon of mass destruction?

[CatofWar]

I'm no Matlock, but isn't a sawed off considered a weapon of mass destruction?

Depends on the length. That story is so full of poo I'm surprised no one else has called him out on it.

[Happy Panther]

Nothing as crazy as most of you. My buddies and I went on a sign stealing spree one summer. Where I am from there are all sorts of dumbass names for towns and stupid road names. Bubba Ln as an example.

Anyway I had a trunk full one time and came to a checkpoint...turned around in the middle of the road.

But a few months later were driving home hammered from bowling with a 24 of cheap beer and decided to go steal a street sign with my buddies last name literally in the crack section of town. After 5 minutes of trying the cops showed up...like 5 cop cars. they pulled us out, questioned us and finally said "can you drive straight home?"

Talk about cool cops.

I have also purchased and smoked weed.