A crime that you have committed that you are willing to confess to committing.

[Hotsauce]

Dildos

[Anybodyhome]

As a retired serviceman, there is no statute of limitations on losing my retirement check... so I will always say that I behaved like a choirboy for 20 years...

... but I do openly, and without remorse, look at attractive women even when I'm with my wife.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

one time I got high on crack broke into some dudes house and he blew my fuging leg off....fuging asshole.

I hear you're doing better though. Laying off the crack?

[Herbert The Love Bug]

Public sex is illegal?

If you get caught it is.

[Mvp2014]

I thought it was just frowned upon.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I thought it was just frowned upon.

yeah, like masturbating on an airplane

[CarolinaNCSU]

yeah, like masturbating on an airplane

Thanks a lot, bin Laden

[Lumps]

Public sex is illegal?

Not in all countries.

Also, in NC, it is a crime against nature to conduct oral or anal sex and is in fact a crime. It's mainly enforced/aimed agaisnt homosexuals.

[Growl]

I used Limewire for years.

[Growl]

Has Floppin's weed already been mentioned?

[NCstoner420]

When I was in my early teens I would break into houses for fun. I wouldn't take anything it was more to see how far into a house I could go without waking the people up inside. I'd move things around or eat and drink stuff in the kitchen. I probably did this to 30 different houses over two years but my biggest mistake was letting others join me. I got a job so I didn't have any more free time but the two guys I brought along started going out on their own. They were caught within a week because they were stealing from the houses they broke into. They said I was with them so I got busted as well but they never found any stolen items at my house. It was pretty funny when I came home the day they got themselves caught. I got off the bus and there were cop cars at my house, I knew instantly why they were there. They did their thing and left but I couldn't figure out who this random guy in running shorts/shoes was standing in my yard. Turns out the guy was a long distance runner who they had along if I tried running away. I laughed so hard after finding out, there was no way this guy would have caught me in my own neighborhood.

[PhillyB]

i didn't realize how boring i was until this thread

[carpanfan96]

When I was in my early teens I would break into houses for fun. I wouldn't take anything it was more to see how far into a house I could go without waking the people up inside. I'd move things around or eat and drink stuff in the kitchen. I probably did this to 30 different houses over two years but my biggest mistake was letting others join me. I got a job so I didn't have any more free time but the two guys I brought along started going out on their own. They were caught within a week because they were stealing from the houses they broke into. They said I was with them so I got busted as well but they never found any stolen items at my house. It was pretty funny when I came home the day they got themselves caught. I got off the bus and there were cop cars at my house, I knew instantly why they were there. They did their thing and left but I couldn't figure out who this random guy in running shorts/shoes was standing in my yard. Turns out the guy was a long distance runner who they had along if I tried running away. I laughed so hard after finding out, there was no way this guy would have caught me in my own neighborhood.

That's kinda funny about the long distance runner...

Since other people are mentioning break ins and such. When I lived at the beach (I was like 12 or 13) I hung out with some shady characters and was into drugs. During the winter, we'd go break into people's summer homes and use them as hangouts during the winter for meeting up, drugs and other stuff. The funniest part about it is that I actually got caught by my parents for sneaking out of my own house but not into one of the others...

[Doyle]

The only thing I ever did was steal cigarettes from gas stations and grocery stores. Yes I'm the reason they are behind the counter now. Once I was old enough to buy them I stopped stealing them.