Traveling sales guys, I found a new place to stop for a poop

[Mother Grabber]

Do you mean the one up N near Keystone?

[SCP]

The best rule of thumb for finding a place for poopin is find the most least likely place you would normally think of to pull over for the bathroom.

Most people think of gas stations and fast food joints.

I think of hotels....maybe I will grab a cup of free coffee and a free newspaper....

I also consider places like grocery stores and banks.

Truth. Another good stop is like an Office Max. Who in the fug goes into an Office Max to poo? Ill tell you who.

<---- This guy

[Davidson Deac II]

Worst ever was a Gas station/restaurant in Bayombong, Luzon, Philippines. Literally just a hole in the ground to squat over. Bring your own toilet paper. Fortunately I had enough Imodium in me to avoid the issue until we got to the inlaw's house in Cauayan. But it was a close thing.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

In Columbia, SC i enjoy the historic Clarion hotel off Gervais ST.

Numerous clean stalls for the conference rooms..i hate to pooh next to someone.

Also right beside a back door so you do not even have to see the front desk people who would know you had to bomb it..so ninja.

Best Buy, Target, HH Greg, malls are all good spots..of course poohing in a mall can be questionable too..and i gotta check out the sluts at Hot Topic!!

[Hawk]

when it's time to crap, it's time to crap...I'm pretty much going anywhere when the need arises.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Too many to choose from, good and bad.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

i am a choosy pooher

N choosey Ninjas choose Jif.

[TNPanther]

I'm like ninja...I can't stand to poo next to someone or with someone in the room. Best place for me is usually a Kroger or hotel.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Churches.

[Doyle]

Atherton Mill off South Blvd. is another good one. It features a completely enclosed stall with a full door to shut behind you. Clean, complete privacy, and also very off the radar. You will thank me later.

[LiQuiD]

Have you ever seen those toilets with the automatic seat covers?

I sell them.

[h0llywood]

I sell them.

You sell this thing? Do they make residential versions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZLFY47MnuM

[LiQuiD]

Hell yeah. Heated seat, auto open/close/flush, bidet functionality...some even blow-dry your crack and balls and create negative pressure inside the bowl to purify the stink from the air.

Start here:

http://www.totousa.c...S300eS350e.aspx

[Hotsauce]

I sell them.

Ferguson?