Derek Anderson resigns with Carolina

[Bwood]

Lol clearly you have it made, that's why you are working the grave yard shift.

I'm the watch commander with my security company, and I have to work grave on the weekends sometimes, and get paid bank for being armed. I sit on my ass and talk shitt to nerds on the huddle all night at work, and then you will never see me on here during the day because I'm out doing something productive or with my girl.

Still waiting for your excuse. Dungeon and dragons? World of Warcraft? No friends? Awkward with girls? Get sick too easily drinking? All your soccer friends go to bed at 8pm? Still live at home and mommy and daddy won't let you live your life?

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

I'm the watch commander with my security company, and I have to work grave on the weekends sometimes, and get paid bank for being armed. I sit on my ass and talk shitt to nerds on the huddle all night at work, and then you will never see me on here during the day because I'm out doing something productive or with my girl.

Still waiting for your excuse. Dungeon and dragons? World of Warcraft? No friends? Awkward with girls? Get sick too easily drinking? All your soccer friends go to bed at 8pm? Still live at home and mommy and daddy won't let you live your life?

So is watch commander like a cool title they give you so you don't have to tell everyone you're a mall cop.

I can see it now, Bwood the mall cop...

Good for your woody, good for you.

[Bwood]

So is watch commander like a cool title they give you so you don't have to tell everyone you're a mall cop.

I can see it now, Bwood the mall cop...

Good for your woody, good for you.

If only you knew how the profession worked. I go wherever I'm assigned. Sometimes major events, sometimes shooting threats, rehab centers, court houses, and yes even a mall or two. And I love working at the mall and mobbing around on a Segway.

Still waiting for your excuse, are you going to keep trying to have the last word so you can go to bed feeling less lame about your life? Or are you going to man up?