The Panthers offseason in limerick form.

[mr beauxjangles]

There's a new general manager in town,

so take a deep breath and get rid of that frown.

He values pass rushers and playmakers

and big men throwing haymakers.

Over Hurney, I'll take that hands down.

[Floppin]

I guess my limerick wasn't very offseasony. I'll try again in a bit.

[CRA]

There once was a team with no cap room

Fans yelled of doom and gloom

But have no fear

The best backup RB resides here

So shove it Superbowl winners, BOOM!

[Kyle82]

Put your hands up in the air

Cause ESPN don't care

Got Brady in our house this year

Want to hear the Kracken tear off his ear

[SCP]

I need eleventy billion dollars to fix my castle for the obese

The state says "We's broke" but MetLife gets the grease

Then one summers day

The Panthers move to LA

While politicians point fingers and smile at their fleece

[chknwing]

Gettleman is man with many angles

Hes trying to fix what Hurney mangles

He better fix it soon

starting this afternoon

or he will be working at Bojangles.

[SCP]

Matt Ryan hums testicals morning, noon, and night

His noodle arm so weak the ball barely takes flight

CJ and Kraken sack him so hards

That his future kids will be 'tards

Then they'll resign craptastic Sam Baker to protect his right

[0115]

Peh. Off season indeed.

[Captain Morgan]

an off-season that I just can't handle,

a better D without Anderson and Gamble?

making more holes

while fanning the coals

is getting me close to the most I can standle.

[Kurb]

The Panthers cuts are deep and tragic

Yet Gettleman must undo the Hurney Magic

Cheap Free Agents we much find,

To ease our fanbase's mind.

For they feel we will be craptastic.

[Growl]

Anderson was a LB, often playing on right

Until he found himself, in quite a plight

In front of Gettleman he sat

his playbook, forced to give back

with a quick flight to Denver? He just might

[cultclassiccat]

Who is that stallion man child?

oh, thats our qb running wild

lets get some fat ugly blokes

wait were broke

so its time to trim the fat

watch Gman do all that

[Growl]

A need at receiver, the team did have

Apparent to everyone, it was pretty bad

But crying descended, from koolkatluke

exclaiming that ten years of bad receiver play, was only a fluke

and not seeing reason, when insulted, only got mad

[Growl]

Hurney drained the fandom, from our beloved SCP

Weary of free agents and excitement, he would now be

until one day, saint Alejandro came to visit

his posting, dare I say, less than exquisite

this being much to the delight of our own PhillyB

The mockery hailed and rained

Alejandro, squirmed in pain

then finally, raise his eyes up to see

That standing above him, as clear as could be

Was SCP, joy again intact, with a radiant happiness, and a face full of glee

and nachos