I wonder what Hurney is doing today?

[SCP]

Sitting back, snorting some coke, and watching the twitter feeds as the Panthers desperately try to rework his deals?

Playing mini-golf in Little River?

Or is he off in some foreign country banging prostitutes with his Deal With It shades in one hand and a scotch in the other?

[carp24000]

Paying $7.00 for a $5.00 footlong at Subway.

[SCP]

Paying $7.00 for a $5.00 footlong at Subway.

Post of the year

[Bwood]

Paying $7.00 for a $5.00 footlong at Subway.

THAT'S CUZ IT AINT FEBURANY ANYMO!!!

[Stroupe-a-loop]

He's at a Chili's, but he's not enjoying his fajitas because he asked for triple sour cream instead of meat and neglected to get any tortilla's.

[Murph]

What I would be doing if I was him

[TheRumGone]

he can't feel his face, he can touch it, but he can't feel it.

[Growl]

Paying $7.00 for a $5.00 footlong at Subway.

Jerk.

I am in a public restaurant loudly laughing at this.

[PhillyB]

i can't think of anything clever to add but hurney sux

[Killa Cam 69]

Two chicks at the same time

[SCP]

I'm thinking he is living a life similar to that of The Dude in The Big Labowski.

[Brokenbad]

Guys, there is no way he has any money left.

If he runs his finances like he did the players contracts then he is upside down on his car and mortgage.

He is probably paying an aging landscaper millions of dollars a year, and probably has two wives he way overpays for because he loves the position so much.

[MrBubba]

He is in hour 47 of a 72 hour Madden binge, having just traded for Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster to go with Double Trouble

[Khaki Lackey]

Paying $7.00 for a $5.00 footlong at Subway.

fantastic