Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

[Hawk]

communication is the real key to great sex!

if you can't tell each other what you like and what you don't like...it's probably time to move on to someone else!

[The_Light_Brigade]

Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.

I gotta be honest if I tell my wife this this is the exact look i'm getting.

I think the sexting I was talking about was more like biscuit was talking about.

me: ...i did the dishes

her: i'm going to have intercourse with you

....my life is so boring

[LifeisaGarden]

Don't knock it till you try it.

[Darth Biscuit]

ima try what Kurb suggested too, but I suspect I'll get a "wtf" text back as well... but it won't be today... she's pissed at me from this morning... apparently I didn't get out of her way fast enough and "made her late" lol

Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that when the alarm goes off, she just lays there... nah.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

just text her:

"girl i wanna wear you like a feed bag" or "i can't wait to suck you off baby"

win

my sexting can get pretty awesome

[The_Light_Brigade]

she just lays there...

I think we all have that problem, mate....amiright?!?!

[Ja Rhule]

I'm gonna txt my fiance what u suggested and ill post reply.

[The_Light_Brigade]

I already tried PSC's feed bag comment....

*crickets*

[Ja Rhule]

Her reply was...

Wth??

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"i can't help it baby i can't stop thinking about you today i want you so fuging bad it hurts"

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"i really need you"

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"i'm sorry i was just trying to spice it up and let you know how much you mean to me in other ways. i love you"

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"now send me a pic of your ass in some thongs"

[The_Light_Brigade]

Her response was "ewww, that's so gross"