Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

[Scrumtrilescent]

Have him find a woman who runs marathons and is a former gymnast. It rocks.

[Kurb]

Biscuit pie'd me.

I bet he thought I was joking.

I'm not.

:D

[LifeisaGarden]

Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.

OK I need to stop. *blush*

[Kurb]

I'm blushing now... whoa

[Ja Rhule]

No means no.

[LifeisaGarden]

Whose fire wouldn't get lit with that kind of talk.

[Darth Biscuit]

Biscuit pie'd me.

I bet he thought I was joking.

I'm not.

:D

Nope. I knew you were srs. I will attempt.

[Kurb]

Nope. I knew you were srs. I will attempt.

It's a no risk deal!

[Darth Biscuit]

Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.

OK I need to stop. *blush*

Girl u so crazy.

[LifeisaGarden]

No means no.

Yes, I know. I was kidding. Its just an old joke b/t me & biscuit..if he remembers.

I am in no way suggesting someone rape their wife. That would be unbelievably horrible.

Anyway, back on topic.

I know one thing that helps maintain connection is touch. It doesn't need to be sexual. Just a basic touch on the arm or rub of the back. Brush up against each other as you walk by. It let's the other person know you are thinking about them.

[Darth Biscuit]

I know one thing that helps maintain connection is touch. It doesn't need to be sexual. Just a basic touch on the arm or rub of the back. Brush up against each other as you walk by. It let's the other person know you are thinking about them.

This.

[Ja Rhule]

I usually make my fiancé a glass of beverage and that does the trick for me.

[Jase]

every time I try to say something sexay over text, it comes off really pervy.

[LifeisaGarden]

Jase I thought that was the point? ;-)