Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

[Mr. Scot]

It's a race.

if you ain't first, you're last

I hear you're still undefeated.

:D

[Scrumtrilescent]

Gave three concussions and a cracked skull before I realized donkey punchin' was a myth.

Oh, well...time to try it again just to make sure.

[Hawk]

I hear you're still undefeated.

:D

more importantly, I'm batting a thousand...I've never failed to disappoint......

myself!!!

[LifeisaGarden]

You guys are worthless. smh

This is all you can come up with?

I ask for sex positions and you give me emotional Bull POO!

How about doing better please?

[Darth Biscuit]

You guys are worthless. smh

This is all you can come up with?

I ask for sex positions and you give me emotional Bull POO!

How about doing better please?

lol

I'm personally a fan of the ankles behind ears pound it out... but this girl you're talking about may not be into that.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

stuff like this:

ankles behind the ears lol what are you 19?

[Ja Rhule]

Tell him to poop on her. I heard its a new thing to do.

[Darth Biscuit]

ankles behind the ears lol what are you 19?

Maybe.

You can't put your ankles behind your ears PSC?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

i've never been limber. i'm built like a powder keg.

personally i like sensory deprivation, headphones on, music playing, blindfolded, restrained.

that's when i really take my time

[Darth Biscuit]

i've never been limber. i'm built like a powder keg.

lol

Yeah, I wasn't referring to MY ankles. :)

[Porn Shop Clerk]

putting her ankles behind her ears is boring when you can make a set of spreader bars and really put a hurting on that bitch

[Darth Biscuit]

putting her ankles behind her ears is boring when you can make a set of spreader bars and really put a hurting on that bitch

Well... not really my kind of thing. I'd much prefer we both enjoy it.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

if you don't think women enjoy that, then you're doing it wrong

all women want to be taken control of, to a certain extent, whether its just the man knowing what she wants, when she wants, or how she wants it; or full on roleplay fetishes. there's definitely a balance for each individual

every woman wants to be taken once in awhile though, and i've heard lots of complaints from women about how they always have to take control to make sure they get what they really want. its all about knowing your partner

besides, this thread is about spicing it up with the spouse, not missionary with the lights out

[Darth Biscuit]

Meh... some do, not all.

I will say though... that will certainly spice it up... esp if she's not into it.