Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

[Scrumtrilescent]

It's sex, not a space shuttle launch!

That's what American Pie taught us. Must be true.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

i treat it more like an off day workout

best way to get to those lower abs

[Scrumtrilescent]

If you don't need a gatorade or a banana afterwards, you aren't doing it right. TWSS, yeah yeah yeah.

[Mr. Scot]

If you don't need a gatorade or a banana afterwards, you aren't doing it right. TWSS, yeah yeah yeah.

I had the Gatorade. She took the banana.

(painfully obvious joke)

[Porn Shop Clerk]

what i need after pussy is more pussy

[Chimera]

Speak for yourself.

Texting, "Hey baby, How are u? I'm horny!", has never let me down.

If you're texting that to him, of course it won't let you down.

But obviously my message was for the guys who said they tried / might try sexting. If she isn't expecting it, you'll get "WTF?" for a response. Work into it.